I'm being harassed by tater thots

[Maxine Shaw]

I remember dem days...good Lord, we didn't know shyt. But we THOUGHT we knew. Good times, good times.

Brehs, sometimes, you have to save people from themselves, especially younguns. Please do these girls a favor and pay them dust. Or dropkick their asses 10 feet down the block. Or do the Heisman on that ho. Or the People's Elbow. Hit her with that Shoryuken. WHATEVER. Be the kind of dudes that, in 10 years, we shake our heads and mutter, "I can't believe we tried that shyt."

 

[QuavoFlow]

I remember dem days...good Lord, we didn't know shyt. But we THOUGHT we knew. Good times, good times.

Brehs, sometimes, you have to save people from themselves, especially younguns. Please do these girls a favor and pay them dust. Or dropkick their asses 10 feet down the block. Or do the Heisman on that ho. Or the People's Elbow. Hit her with that Shoryuken. WHATEVER. Be the kind of dudes that, in 10 years, we shake our heads and mutter, "I can't believe we tried that shyt."

 

[The Emperor]

im a 20 year old breh now fellas but this babyface god gave me has been a gift and a curse more recently

everytime im out these young hoes is lurkin

just yesterday i was approached by a group of young girls no more than 15-16 years old
giggling and asking me questions like what high school i go to and my grade
asked if they could possibly get a ride somewhere and of the lil mutt looking girls said "i want a ride wherever he's going" then they all laugh
it was the creepiest shyt ever cuz it was like right in the middle of the mall and these girls was tiny like 5'2 petite little things

2 days before that i was in 7 eleven and this young black girl was asking me about what bus takes her to the trolley and shyt. she strikes up a convo with me and asks me how my summer break was and if i was a senior

told her i been graduated. she laughs and tells me she just started her sophomore year
then has the nerve to ask if im single

Keep it legal and enjoy it while it lasts...
I'm in my early 30s and my only chance at running thru women again is to get super in shape...