I'm bored ask a simp anything

[Sekhmet Anubis]

Why are you dark and got keef hair?

 

[Ello_Vee]

@KOOL-AID 's smile is like warm cocoa after a playful romp in the snow. It's comforting like enveloping embrace, like hugs from behind. His smile is like experiencing the clouds part and first rays of sun on your skin after a long cold storm.

Look at you, CinnaSimpette!!

 

[kaiOogway]

i havent aged since i was 16. im pretty sure at this point im immortal.

Same here bruh I'm 20 with no beard

 

[CinnaSlim]

Same here bruh I'm 20 with no beard

I'm 22 and everyone thinks I'm 15/16

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Did you get anything really special for christmas?

 

[Turk]

Same here bruh I'm 20 with no beard

Can we trade? If I don't shave for like 3 weeks I start growing a thick one

 

[kaiOogway]

Can we trade? If I don't shave for like 3 weeks I start growing a thick one

shyt sucks breh especialy when a chick is rubbing your face and all she feels is baby skin I wana trade

 

[kaiOogway]

I'm 22 and everyone thinks I'm 15/16

I guess we on the same boat

 

[KOOL-AID]

should i eat the booty

no

As a fellow simp I you

But I sometimes wonder should I fix my simp ways or embrace simpness as being apart of me.
Growing up around pimps and g's I have access to knowledge and understand these hoes ain't shyt, and even though there are still solid females, the chance is too great to take

continue simping I need a good rival

Is your room clean right now?

sorta lol, you shld come over and help me clean

@KOOL-AID 's smile is like warm cocoa after a playful romp in the snow. It's comforting like enveloping embrace, like hugs from behind. His smile is like experiencing the clouds part and first rays of sun on your skin after a long cold storm.

i guess my simpin is strtn to rub off on you, thnk you cinnabunz

Hi @KOOL-AID how are you friend?
what do you wanna be when you grow up?

i'm doing better now dat ur here ; i'm in school for this IT stuff (thecoli influenced me to go for the 6 certs 6 figures and 6 nubian queens lol) so I guess a computer tech

Why are you dark and got keef hair?

cuz i was born like dat

Did you get anything really special for christmas?

yes, time with my family, hows ur pawg?

 

[Rich Spirit]

are u Igbo or Yoruba?

 

[Ello_Vee]

sorta lol, you shld come over and help me clean

I'm good at cleaning. I just wanted to know if your space was female-ready or if you're doing that mad clean-up before you bring a girl home. Or, are you not that kinda man?

 

[KOOL-AID]

I'm good at cleaning. I just wanted to know if your space was female-ready or if you're doing that mad clean-up before you bring a girl home. Or, are you not that kinda man?

I try to keep it clean just in case i got sum booty on the way, but sometimes I get lazy and shyt gets out of control.

are u Igbo or Yoruba?

urhobo, Delta State

 

[The 2020 New Member]

yes, time with my family, hows ur pawg?

that time with the fam is precious. i wish i would have had some of my own.

my pawg is ok. we been going out to a lot of comedy shows and watching the voice. i'm happy.

 

[Ello_Vee]

Aside from simping on thecoli, what are your other hobbies, @KOOL-AID ?

 

[KOOL-AID]

Aside from simping on thecoli, what are your other hobbies, @KOOL-AID ?

shyt the same as any other 19 year old, hanging with friends, chasin hoes, makin money etc etc. However I wld like to learn how to draw and cook.