I'm bout to get clapped up by my jumpoff husband

[61 Corpses]

This hoe made OP have to go chill in his car on his lunch break. Little did he know that bird's husband is going to be chillin in the cut on some shyt and this is going to happen to him.

A lot of lessons can be learned from this shyt brehs. A lot of lessons...

 

[A.V.]

True. Under normal circumstances this would be true.

But you really think a heartbroken married nikka is thinking this rationally?


He gon hoodie up and come get OP with the 44 Magnum that Dirty Harry had.


Quarter sized holes in ya body

Nah breh, half-dollar sized holes. fukking doughnut holes in this nikka


And OP prolly sent all kinds of texts w shorty like "fukk that nikka, he aint gon find out anyway..." invitin the broad out & some more shyt....10,000 texts? Ain't no way there's not a text of him mentioning the fact she got a husband, it's rationally and mathematically very probable he did. So this nikka really over here typing on a messageboard like making an account of events so them boys can at least have an e-paper trail when his ass turn up missing






























































Scust

 

[Sharp]

The husband aint gonna do shyt. He aint about to fight or kill you, his wife the one that allowed you to run up in her so his anger should be towards her.

This is the logic of dudes like you and me who respect the game

but most of these dudes will kill over a woman. Sad but true.

 

[Trajan]

I'd answer the phone, talk to him as calm as possible. I'd apologize for fvcking his wife but explain I didnt know it was his wife. I'd be on the phone acting like I'm the heartbroken boyfriend whose feeling she toyed with when she knew she had no intentions on being with me. I'd have that dude feeling sorry for ME after the conversation. Its all about how you handle stuff...but I honestly feel like its her problem.

That female brain.

 

[AZBeauty]

That female brain.

 

[Rekkapryde]

 

[Vilified not verified]

I'd answer the phone, talk to him as calm as possible. I'd apologize for fvcking his wife but explain I didnt know it was his wife. I'd be on the phone acting like I'm the heartbroken boyfriend whose feeling she toyed with when she knew she had no intentions on being with me. I'd have that dude feeling sorry for ME after the conversation. Its all about how you handle stuff...but I honestly feel like its her problem.

breh op might have to go with this plan.

 

[61 Corpses]

And I'll see you at tha crossroads so you won't be lonely

 

[Ohnoits]

to be honest brah
most are not too hot
especially now
army broads are basically the worst looking
bytches are dykes who look like Boobie Gibson
the Marines have the least amout of females but have the best/finest
The Airforce are 2nd
then the Navy
then Coast guard
then Salvation army
then US Army

ole girl i had the affair with was not cute either tbh but she was Iraq pretty

word!
the way shyt is set up
the military punishes u for being single
and because married service members usually stay in for the full 20- they pressure u to get married

I had a cousin who was fine as fukk, but about 10 years older than me. When I was a little kid she went into the Marines. She was half Filipino half Black. Ended up leaving due to injuries and they didn't cover her proper like they should have, she didn't get any medical coverage or anything like that My aunt's white husband who was also military but is a conservative prick kept saying that shyt wasn't possible and shouldn't have happened didn't want to believe my pops when they were talkin about it.

Anyway, she ended up going into modeling and was contracted by an agency and everything.

She was fine as heeeeeeeeell.

But she did have problems that she was running away from, not the best at home life, and if you know a lot of Asians you know how a lot of them are about Black people. You can pretty much guess her problems were due to her Asian side of her family treating her like she was shyt. She on them but it ended up fukking up her life for a while.

 

[JBoy]

nikka must be a Gator fan

 

[electric_fur]

haha no, this is what you get.

 

[Don Dada F Poppa]

Bruh probably getting the scope on your job, waiting for you to step out so he can light that ass up

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I had a cousin who was fine as fukk, but about 10 years older than me. When I was a little kid she went into the Marines. She was half Filipino half Black. Ended up leaving due to injuries and they didn't cover her proper like they should have, she didn't get any medical coverage or anything like that My aunt's white husband who was also military but is a conservative prick kept saying that shyt wasn't possible and shouldn't have happened didn't want to believe my pops when they were talkin about it.

Anyway, she ended up going into modeling and was contracted by an agency and everything.

She was fine as heeeeeeeeell.

But she did have problems that she was running away from, not the best at home life, and if you know a lot of Asians you know how a lot of them are about Black people. You can pretty much guess her problems were due to her Asian side of her family treating her like she was shyt. She on them but it ended up fukking up her life for a while.

damm
where she at now

let me holla

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Yo something like this happened to me:

During my 1st deployment to Iraq, I started dealing with a married chick in my unit(same company but dif platoon)-

I actually knew her husband(he was in the same unit but he ETS'd (got out the army) before we deployed

My story ran the same way...i was actually married as well but me & my ex had been separated for like 3-4 years...i was just getting the pay and she was keeping the benefits...but long story short, started messing with the married chick in my unit (knew her husband, he was advance party and had been gone for like 3-4 months), I was beating then and about the 1st month while in Kuwait. Funny thing is they ended up getting divorced because she found out homie was on the DL

 

[HookersandIceCream]

I'd answer the phone, talk to him as calm as possible. I'd apologize for fvcking his wife but explain I didnt know it was his wife. I'd be on the phone acting like I'm the heartbroken boyfriend whose feeling she toyed with when she knew she had no intentions on being with me. I'd have that dude feeling sorry for ME after the conversation. Its all about how you handle stuff...but I honestly feel like its her problem.