I'm bout to get clapped up by my jumpoff husband

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I got a little too rowdy at work and the broad started getting snarky with me. I pulled a Brad Piff and called her a stupid c*nt and did a semi :pacspit: at the girl. She went to management and wrote a statement and they shipped it off to HR Monday. I was off for a couple days and came in this morning and got the word this broad dimed me out. The broad had been bugging for a few weeks though I think she started catching feelings over me and this 20 yr old white broad I became cool with. shyt sucks this whole experience has been a fukking disaster im banned from the work complex until further notice.
 

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I got a little too rowdy at work and the broad started getting snarky with me. I pulled a Brad Piff and called her a stupid c*nt and did a semi :pacspit: at the girl. She went to management and wrote a statement and they shipped it off to HR Monday. I was off for a couple days and came in this morning and got the word this broad dimed me out. The broad had been bugging for a few weeks though I think she started catching feelings over me and this 20 yr old white broad I became cool with. shyt sucks this whole experience has been a fukking disaster im banned from the work complex until further notice.


th
.....you fukked up
 

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Reminds me if this married chick I was going to bust down at work years ago...her face was okay but her body was :ohlawd:...she even had ass in windpants :whew:

Wanted me to spread some gravy on her biscuit...would go out of her way to talk to me...

But she was married...I knew she was married, cause she had all these pictures of her kids...and my desk was close enough for me to hear her talk to another woman about "her husband"...close enough for me to hear her talking to her husband on the phone...

So then...how come she just randomly told me she wasn't married:ufdup:

Then removed the pictures of her family from her desk when she saw me looking a tthem:ufdup:

Clear sign this bytch was nuts...if she had been more mature about it though I probably would have had to smear some baby batter on her face


yo,....
you just made a hall of fame new slang in my lingo with that baby batter, shyt....

imma be dead on getting the comedic reaction, saying that shyt to dese chick's...


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I got a little too rowdy at work and the broad started getting snarky with me. I pulled a Brad Piff and called her a stupid c*nt and did a semi :pacspit: at the girl.
So...I just want to get this right :whoa:...you called your married female coworker/lover...a c*nt a stupid c*nt...at work...


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