I'm bout to get clapped up by my jumpoff husband

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TS, I'll tell you about a similar situation I was in with a chick and her dude. Well appareantly dude found my number in her phone and he started texting me shyt like "you dead nikka" "you a fukk boy" "wait til I see you nikka" and I mean this nikka was calling me nonstop. So I ignored the shyt for an entire day and eventually had to just turn my phone off for a few hours.

So the next day I wake up and turn on my phone and I got like 10 voice mails and 50 text messages with threats against me. That's when it hit me that I have an alibi if I merked this nikka :leon: So basically that's when the tables turned in the situation. I was like alright, I'mma pull buddy card and see wassup. I call him and go straight 2pac "hit em up" on this nikka for 15 minutes or so. Asked the nikka to meet me somewhere and told him he ain't the first nikka who wanted to kill me and he won't be the last but I'd be the last nikka he threatened. Dude got shook and apparently either wasn't bout that life or decided it wasn't worth it. He actually called and apologized to me and talked about how hard it hurt him and he just wanted to be respected. I consoled the nikka and told him I fukked his girl because I thought she was single but I :heh: once we hung up because I knew she had a nikka.

Had to dap this post of off this statement alone :pachaha:
 

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I messed with this dudes wife ONCE. Thats about it, told my pops and my uncle and they hit me with the :usure: One time was all I needed brehs, dont need any nonsense in my life.

The puss was good tho :shaq:
 

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Actually it was mad average but I only hit 3 times. She had a fukking bush down there like she hadn't shaved in months but she was cute so I said fukk it and through my own dikk in the bushes. :heh:

What would the alibi have been? Good shyt pulling his card though :yes:
 

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I had mad voice mails and texts from him threatening to kill me. So I had a self defense case if he tried me.

Ain't no real nikka gonna send you a text threat breh, all that incriminating clown shyt, don't even sweat that.

Now if he called you from a pay phone or a withheld number to warn you of your impending demise :merchant:
 

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If you should wake up out of an anesthetics induced coma in a hospital bed with two thirds of your weight lost, a colostomy bag attached to you, a large tube sticking out of your neck, horrible scaly looking scars on your forearms from where surgeons had to graft the skin to patch up your gunshot wounds and you lift up the bed sheet to check your wounds and all you see is is grey colored dead muscle with a wet rag shoved in it and that hospital bed is where your gonna spend the next four months and when they finally wheel you out of the hospital you spend the next three to four years of your life doing grueling physiotherapy just so you can learn how to walk again, please ask yourself 'was it worth it'.

That imagery tho :wow2:
 

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Me and this married girl I work with been having an on again off again relationship. fukking husband went through her phone records and found 10,000 texts.

My phone been getting blown up by some random ass numbers the past hour. The husband went up to her job as I type this man this shyt is :whoo:

I fukked up bad anyway I can salvage this shyt?
Had this same issue a few months back.....Posted a thread about it.
lay low nikka....cut off the jumpoff and change your # if need be. And don't forget to tool-up if you have a weapon. But for real, that fukk nikka aint shyt :birdman:
 

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I did it once under very similar circumstances.... I never got found out but I had a couple of close shaves.... out of all the fukked up things Ive done this is the one thing Im really ashamed of.....I slept with a woman before and after her wedding...... I even attended the wedding...... Im pretty sure my dose of karma is waiting for me somewhere
 

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Had this same issue a few months back.....Posted a thread about it.
lay low nikka....cut off the jumpoff and change your # if need be. And don't forget to tool
up if you have a weapon. But for real, that fukk nikka aint shyt :birdman:

He works with the bytch. Its time for a new job. He broke 2 rules. fukkin women you work with and fukkin married women you work with. Young cats. Think about braggin and props before self preservation.
 

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I did it once under very similar circumstances.... I never got found out but I had a couple of close shaves.... out of all the fukked up things Ive done this is the one thing Im really ashamed of.....I slept with a woman before and after her wedding...... I even attended the wedding...... Im pretty sure my dose of karma is waiting for me somewhere

what of woman is that? how did it happen? is she still married? did she have kids? dna?
 
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