I'm out of town working with a co-worker and we decide we gotta take a break from the road and get some grub.
Pull off the exit and see a "Hooters" right there....he gets hype AF "WE GOTTA GO PULL IN @maxamusa
I haven't been to one since I was a minor and didn't share his level of excitement; but fukk it I oblige.
walk in and that shyt is DEAD. Barstools full of degenerates looking down bad and maybe 3 or 4 groups in table seats.
Everything is straight 1980 something.....not looking good.
Immediately I start scoping the "talent"
......THESE HOES ARE FULLY COVERED UP
not to mention the best they got is a strong 7; fukk it we here tho
One of these hoes even had a little muffin top going.....how TF u get employed to work here with a belly
The hostess was rude AF to us and barely acknowledged us playing on the phone; bytch was a 5 on a good day.
We pull up to the bar start throwing them back and order some buffalo wings and fries.
My co-worker keeps flagging down the other girls working there and keeps flirting with them. They were cool so we rap with a couple of them while they're in-between serving and shyt. Bartender is straight so I spend most of my time chopping it up with her.
The one my coworker is talking to is telling him about how she got her titties done. He ask her to see them she laughs and walks off she's feeling him.
I told him "when she comes back to ask to see a picture of them. I know she got em if she just got them done."
She comes back he's spitting game at her and gets the job done. She got pics ready to go in the reel. Didn't look bad.
The hostess who has been meanmugging us the entire time takes notice and then calls over my boys girl arms folded and everything. Hostess saw the whole play go down.
My boy flags her down again and she says I can't talk I got in trouble blah blah blah....at this point son is drunk and in love and flips out
He decided it was a good idea to get up and go save her from her mean boss.
We still got some of these trash ass wings left but I quickly close out the tab. Already know this is a bad idea.
While I'm doing this she starts shouting at him "YOU NEED TO LEAVE OR IM CALLING THE POLICE"
We bounced.
Long story short.....wings are trash....bytches are mid...NO SKIN....how TF is this BS chain still even exist in 2k24.......
Better off going to a titty bar; prolly better wings 2. fukk Hooters 4 LYFE.
Pull off the exit and see a "Hooters" right there....he gets hype AF "WE GOTTA GO PULL IN @maxamusa
I haven't been to one since I was a minor and didn't share his level of excitement; but fukk it I oblige.
walk in and that shyt is DEAD. Barstools full of degenerates looking down bad and maybe 3 or 4 groups in table seats.
Everything is straight 1980 something.....not looking good.
Immediately I start scoping the "talent"
......THESE HOES ARE FULLY COVERED UP
not to mention the best they got is a strong 7; fukk it we here tho
One of these hoes even had a little muffin top going.....how TF u get employed to work here with a belly
The hostess was rude AF to us and barely acknowledged us playing on the phone; bytch was a 5 on a good day.
We pull up to the bar start throwing them back and order some buffalo wings and fries.
My co-worker keeps flagging down the other girls working there and keeps flirting with them. They were cool so we rap with a couple of them while they're in-between serving and shyt. Bartender is straight so I spend most of my time chopping it up with her.
The one my coworker is talking to is telling him about how she got her titties done. He ask her to see them she laughs and walks off she's feeling him.
I told him "when she comes back to ask to see a picture of them. I know she got em if she just got them done."
She comes back he's spitting game at her and gets the job done. She got pics ready to go in the reel. Didn't look bad.
The hostess who has been meanmugging us the entire time takes notice and then calls over my boys girl arms folded and everything. Hostess saw the whole play go down.
My boy flags her down again and she says I can't talk I got in trouble blah blah blah....at this point son is drunk and in love and flips out
He decided it was a good idea to get up and go save her from her mean boss.
We still got some of these trash ass wings left but I quickly close out the tab. Already know this is a bad idea.
While I'm doing this she starts shouting at him "YOU NEED TO LEAVE OR IM CALLING THE POLICE"
We bounced.
Long story short.....wings are trash....bytches are mid...NO SKIN....how TF is this BS chain still even exist in 2k24.......
Better off going to a titty bar; prolly better wings 2. fukk Hooters 4 LYFE.
