I'm chilling in a business park parking lot not working & the security is circling me

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Paul Blart's dad is drivin around with the x face and I'm straight and he gettin nervous.

He can't do shyt cause they don't have a no loitering sign and I ain't doin shyt and I'm suited up and wearing sunglasses.

dude is mad vexted at my presence

 

[Mowgli]

Some clown on a target standing moped was doin donuts around my car while i ate coldstones in the parking lot. shyt was disgusting how pathetically serious he was taking that job. I had to roll down the window and ask him if he wanted some ice cream. I guess he didnt want any so he went away.

 

[ZILFIN]

I don't get it...what's happening?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Some clown on a target standing moped was doin donuts around my car while i ate coldstones in the parking lot. shyt was disgusting how pathetically serious he was taking that job. I had to roll down the window and ask him if he wanted some ice cream. I guess he didnt want any so he went away.

shyt is ridiculous breh. Can a nikka just chill?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

coulda just pointed at art barr with his cart passed out behind a van and you woulda been good

 

[concise]

I don't get it...what's happening?

An lone unidentified black male is out in public and has been spotted by an authority figure.

 

[ZILFIN]

An lone unidentified black male is alone in public and has been spotted by an authority figure.

ah...was wondering what he meant by the guard giving him smiley faces.

 

[Mowgli]

shyt is ridiculous breh. Can a nikka just chill?

Yea, they try to program cats to be on some in and out crap. Like if im gonna chill in a parking lot in my car, i might get shot or surrounded by cops so i better keep it moving once im done with my business. I gives a damn. Im plugging the Playstation Vita into the auxillary jack and im blasting marvel vs capcom ultimate out my speakers like DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

First pterydactyl face maggot that comes up on my car like is getting ice grilled till they melt out of my sight.

 

[beejus]

Is it an Impark guy in a smart car?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Yea, they try to program cats to be on some in and out crap. Like if im gonna chill in a parking lot in my car, i might get shot or surrounded by cops so i better keep it moving once im done with my business. I gives a damn. Im plugging the Playstation Vita into the auxillary jack and im blasting marvel vs capcom ultimate out my speakers like DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

First pterydactyl face maggot that comes up on my car like is getting ice grilled till they melt out of my sight.

Word...I'm not going to do some silly shyt because 'they might think I'm a criminal'. I remember sonning my boy cause we was driving and the cops was behind us...and dude took his hat off....to look less suspicious.

nikka WE'RE NOT COMMITING CRIMES. Dudes is conditioned for real.

 

[Jamal514]

at parking lot security guards thinking they run shyt just because they carry a pocket flashlight.

to them

 

[atlbound]

just because they carry a pocket flashlight.

they also get a whistle woadie

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

had one of those situation

they even came to the vehicle...said, I was patron and not bothering anything...then they to give me beef, told then to get lost and remained, they then had their sup, come over and play, like, he was making sure everything was ok, how can they be of assistance to me...

rentapig

get lost

smh

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

I KNOW YOU fukkIN AROUND BY ELLSWORTH AND STATE.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I KNOW YOU fukkIN AROUND BY ELLSWORTH AND STATE.

By the airport and the old tyner furniture? Didn't they but the costco there? I haven't been back since it opened...yeah that's my side