I'm crushing on a Coli chick... but she might be **** :to:

[yawn]

I just wanna buy her flowers and chocolate. I wanna go ice skating with her in Central Park. I wanna hire my own personal gondola and take her around Manhattan island. I wanna sit with her on my hood balcony (fire escape) and reveal to her my deepest secrets. I wanna do all this, but then I must consider the possibility that she might be that kermit the frog ass nikka or one of his ilk who deserves a thousand deaths. Why do fakkits have to exist? I mean they're like roaches, what purpose do they serve?


Anyway, to my unrequited love, hopefully we shall one day embrace. Unless of course you do turn out to be the afforementioned, in which case I'd just break your fukking jaw.

I'm pretty sure it's Darling Nikki. I caught onto it quick but the chicks who's pic he's using was actually pretty shame she ain't really here.

 

[DarlingNikki]

I'm pretty sure it's Darling Nikki. I caught onto it quick but the chicks who's pic he's using was actually pretty shame she ain't really here.

Lmao. I doubt he's talking about me. I'm gonna actually stop being lazy one of these days and take that pic.

 

[Rain]

@ what it says when you put your mouse over the word ****

 

[atlbound]

if it might be hoelt, it usually is hoelt

 

[RandomRN86]

.....

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

@ what it says when you put your mouse over the word ****

Tell her to get on skype

 

[StackBundles]

Yes...thanks

Lets get married

 

[opulence]

Lets get married

Okay...propose with a cherry flavored ring pop first...

 

[StackBundles]

Okay...propose with a cherry flavored ring pop first...

Gets on one knee*



Will u accept this cherry flavored ring pop and be my wife




























God I hope ur not ****

 

[GoPro]

Shut ya bytch ass up

See, this is why black men are afraid to express themselves. Why I gotta be a bytch fo?

Not sure if you're serious...but if you find someone that makes you happy does it matter where y'all meet? Nothing wrong with online dating I don't believe people are still against it...as I stated earlier video chat...then take it from there...

Yes it does matter. Some women meet their partners through pen pal'ing with inmates. That isn't necessarily ideal nor healthy. And I look through the coli as a prism of prison(:ohh: that shyt was hot, gotta write that down).

Wait you can skate? Are you black? Are there more of you out there? I want someone to go ice skating with me

1) Yes
2) Yes
3) I dont know. Havent looked
4) I would invite you skating, but once again, you might be ****

 

[opulence]

Gets on one knee*



Will u accept this cherry flavored ring pop and be my wife



























God I hope ur not ****

Lmao! Na I was born with my vagina.

 

[Kings County]

I know how you feel. I had to stop myself though. fukk it.

 

[Sierra Mist]

I don't get what's so funny. I have emotions too... sometimes.

 

[yawn]

Lmao. I doubt he's talking about me. I'm gonna actually stop being lazy one of these days and take that pic.

One of these days?

 

[StackBundles]

Lmao! Na I was born with my vagina.

I will need to see for myself