Im currently in Osaka, Japan

[Mister Terrific]

Yeah we did talk about it before-- I said that it's better to "cold" approach women in clubs in Japan.

Reason being is that's where all the action takes place. The women are open to conversations with strangers and you're not bothering someone on their way to a train platform which is something that you run the risk of cold approaching on the streets. You can legitimately pull a chick and take her to one of the Love Hotels outside Club Harlem lmao. That has actually happened and boy do I got some stories.

Apps aren't hopeless, but I never used nor need them. Heck, IG is a better platform for that, keeping it a buck, but that's easy mode for me, considering what my IG looks like.

If a Japanese girl is at the club she’s trying to fukk. Like Denzel said, I’m leaving with something.

This country gets weirder and weirder the longer I’m here. From 10am-7pm it’s like being in a Mormon compound. Women dressing like Jehovahs witnesses. Then once the sun goes down it’s unmitigated debauchery. If you can’t get buns here you can’t get buns anywhere. Seen African brehs dark as the first ancestors walking with straight up dimes.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

If a Japanese girl is at the club she’s trying to fukk. Like Denzel said, I’m leaving with something.

This country gets weirder and weirder the longer I’m here. From 10am-7pm it’s like being in a Mormon compound. Women dressing like Jehovahs witnesses. Then once the sun goes down it’s unmitigated debauchery. If you can’t get buns here you can’t get buns anywhere. Seen African brehs dark as the first ancestors walking with straight up dimes.

considering I just watched this documentary......I believe you. they pay this guy just to be around and do nothing, now imagine someone that hollers.

 

[morris]

Some game that was taught to me by a DJ when i was out there many years ago on picking up Japanese women.

#2 should really be number 1
1. Go to Roppongi. The major English-speaking section of metro Tokyo
2. Find the club that best suits your style (hip hop night, Salsa night, etc.)>this guarantees you Japanese women who are into that specific lifestyle and most likely will know, or WANT to know how to speak English and "be down"
3. Go there dressed nice and with some bread. Nothing outrageous, just not in a damn t-shirt and kicks-->unless it's that kinda party
4. Arrive at 10-11pm and plan to stay all night (trains stop @ 12am and reopen @ 5 or 6am); they have hotels near the area-->walking distance
5. There may be Nigerian dudes trying to get you to pay them to go upstairs for massages-->usually a scam (similar to Pigalle in Paris)

You have to have a strategy to pick up women in other countries, especially if you do not know the language. The only type dudes I ever known to get p*ssy one-night like that are usually service men in uniform or tricks, or both. Dudes will lie on their dikk, ESEPCIALLY online. How you go to another country, not know the lay or language of the country, yet get a dime just like that and fukk? I know how,, lying, that's how.

 

[badhat]

How you go to another country, not know the lay or language of the country, yet get a dime just like that and fukk?

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

 

[Th3Birdman]

If a Japanese girl is at the club she’s trying to fukk. Like Denzel said, I’m leaving with something.

This country gets weirder and weirder the longer I’m here. From 10am-7pm it’s like being in a Mormon compound. Women dressing like Jehovahs witnesses. Then once the sun goes down it’s unmitigated debauchery. If you can’t get buns here you can’t get buns anywhere

Mans is spittin.

When I first arrived, one thing I took notice of was that you would never see an ethnic Japanese woman wearing yoga pants. That might sound like some simple shyt, but if you from where I'm from, you see women wearing yoga pants as a normal thing and not what it rightfully is: laziness.

Japanese women take pride in their appearance, and no, I'm not saying they're dressed to the 9s at all times. They dress smartly, like they actually cared what they threw on, even to go to the grocery store.


At the clubs... well, let's just say you bout to see sum

 

[Th3Birdman]

Some game that was taught to me by a DJ when i was out there many years ago on picking up Japanese women.

#2 should really be number 1
1. Go to Roppongi. The major English-speaking section of metro Tokyo
2. Find the club that best suits your style (hip hop night, Salsa night, etc.)>this guarantees you Japanese women who are into that specific lifestyle and most likely will know, or WANT to know how to speak English and "be down"
3. Go there dressed nice and with some bread. Nothing outrageous, just not in a damn t-shirt and kicks-->unless it's that kinda party
4. Arrive at 10-11pm and plan to stay all night (trains stop @ 12am and reopen @ 5 or 6am); they have hotels near the area-->walking distance
5. There may be Nigerian dudes trying to get you to pay them to go upstairs for massages-->usually a scam (similar to Pigalle in Paris)

You have to have a strategy to pick up women in other countries, especially if you do not know the language. The only type dudes I ever known to get p*ssy one-night like that are usually service men in uniform or tricks, or both. Dudes will lie on their dikk, ESEPCIALLY online. How you go to another country, not know the lay or language of the country, yet get a dime just like that and fukk? I know how,, lying, that's how.

This is also facts

1. Roppongi is like fishing with dynamite. Nothing but baddies there after 10pm (Fridays and Saturdays. Went on a Sunday and learned the hard way lmaooo)
2. Facts.
3. I would say during fall/spring/winter, facts. During summer, man... I couldn't take it lol
4. Facts. I try to close some box before the trains stop, just so we can comfortably get back to my hotel in Shinjuku lol I'm gonna take this approach next time though
5. Facts. Just ignore the brehs. They hella persistent, but just keep walking. The cheap prostitutes they trying to get you to see are not worth the risks.

 

[badhat]

Guys, I pulled a Japanese girl. I realize that this is a non-issue to a lot of you, but this is the first time I picked up a girl in a second language, and I feel fukking invincible.

 

[The Realist Perspective]

Guys, I pulled a Japanese girl. I realize that this is a non-issue to a lot of you, but this is the first time I picked up a girl in a second language, and I feel fukking invincible.

 

[bnew]

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1/11
@Rainmaker1973
This interactive exhibition in Japan



https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1930904884879962114/vid/avc1/720x960/6DiR5ByYtiieqyOu.mp4

2/11
@brendan_o
Wario Ware irl



3/11
@AdamAppleXx
Oooo this would be an awesome visual @JessicaAudifred



4/11
@drehmer
in my time that was called wii sports



5/11
@Don_Tsell
Just gonna pulls this into my video soft ware quick…



6/11
@degeniuslol
Okay who's the first dj to do this at their sets



7/11
@javasurfva
SO MUCH FUN!



8/11
@istandwithboose
Silly



9/11
@ayeshay_bliss
Amazing



10/11
@urbanarson
It’s just a video of stolen WarioWare ideas that has no interactivity.



11/11
@PUUSHDABUTTON
puush it





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