im dating a girl, but she has a...

[marcuz]

plant a dirty gun or a high quantity of illegal drugs in his car

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

Just leave her bro. She ain't no good, and the fact that you're with her knowing she has a bf makes you fukked up as well.

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

I'm dikking her down while she's telling me about this thirsty lame who thinks he'll get any.

 

[Cognitive Dissonance]

Aint you married thou

bytch don't worry about all that, focus on the topic.

 

[Mr210]

why are you content with sharing your girl, literally?

Because he is a fool

 

[Colicat]

 

[Columbo]

Boyfriend and is on and off with him, one day I felt like I couldn't take it anymore. And I asked her "who do you want to be with, him or me?". Then she said "him, but I like you. You're nice". That did it for me, and I accepted my role as a side...friend..thing.

Im currently thinking of ways to "dispose" of her boyfriend, quietly and effective.

Good evening sir this is Lieutenant Columbo. Im with homicide

I need a few minutes of your time. Just a couple of routine questions

Just one more thing...do you have a photograph of this female?

 

[Cognitive Dissonance]

plant a dirty gun or a high quantity of illegal drugs in his car

I don't like the idea of planting illegal things on others, I'll deal with him quickly on my own.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Are you fukking?

If so, stfu

bytch don't worry about all that, focus on the topic.

 

[Cognitive Dissonance]

Good evening sir this is Lieutenant Columbo. Im with homicide

I need a few minutes of your time. Just a couple of routine questions

Just one more thing...do you have a photograph of this female?

Why homicide though? I don't plan on killing him.

 

[Cognitive Dissonance]

Just leave her bro. She ain't no good, and the fact that you're with her knowing she has a bf makes you fukked up as well.

But I'm in love.

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

But I'm in love.

If she wants to be with him then she doesn't love you back. You're wasting your time/life messin around with her.

 

[Cognitive Dissonance]

If she wants to be with him then she doesn't love you back. You're wasting your time/life messin around with her.

But what if I'm enjoying my pathetic life just being around her?

 

[SirReginald]

Boyfriend and is on and off with him, one day I felt like I couldn't take it anymore. And I asked her "who do you want to be with, him or me?". Then she said "him, but I like you. You're nice". That did it for me, and I accepted my role as a side...friend..thing.

Im currently thinking of ways to "dispose" of her boyfriend, quietly and effective.

If I was that nikka I'd BEAT your ass to a vegetable. Y'all goin learn doe

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

But what if I'm enjoying my pathetic life just being around her?

Then I'd say you have some self-worth issues to work out. You have to know that this will end badly for you bro.