I'm finna call up a Backpage hoe.

[skeetsinternal]

You can slip the rubber off when they turn around for doggie style or wipe of the lube on the condom so it can pop

 

[stepbackj34spud]

I ain't know it was possible to be catfished by a backpage hoe

No offense breh, but you's a dummy. Most of the bytches up there use fake pics. You have to do a little research before calling a bytch up. You also need will power. You said you had wifey at home right? So it shouldn't have been a problem to tell the BP hoe.. "go away ma, you look nothing like your ad. Get the fukk outta here "

 

[Bay Area]

I feel disgusted at myself

I ain't know it was possible to be catfished by a backpage hoe

Coli is full of you ol gotta make everything suspenseful ass nikkas

You know damn well nikkas are gonna ask you to elaborate.

 

[ScoopNScore]

I ain't know it was possible to be catfished by a backpage hoe

Pics of the ad so at least we can see what you were expecting?

 

[really]

No offense breh, but you's a dummy. Most of the bytches up there use fake pics. You have to do a little research before calling a bytch up. You also need will power. You said you had wifey at home right? So it shouldn't have been a problem to tell the BP hoe.. "go away ma, you look nothing like your ad. Get the fukk outta here "

I'm in ATL... I don't know wtf happened to the city but...



Used to be you could find some TRUE DIMES for good price... I hit bytch look like Kim K before, on some real super model shyt.... $80... $100 bucks.. (not no $250 like some hoes be chargin)... These prices any nikka would pay for THAT bytch whether they trick or not...



Now, 99.9% of the bytches use fake pics... It's like only way to be satisfied is you gotta go IN knowing "This bytch aint gonna look like her pic... She post pic of a 10 and you show up its a 5 to 7 at best"..



I just wonder wtf happened cus shyt aint used to be like that.... "desperate times call for desperate measures"

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Coli is full of you ol gotta make everything suspenseful ass nikkas

You know damn well nikkas are gonna ask you to elaborate.

Here's my guess what happened:
OP saw a crazy BP ad. The girl in the ad was looking .. Something like this http://brooklyn.backpage.com/Female...he-best-in-brooklyn-dont-miss-out-25/47023424
OP called girl up for her to come over to his crib or he went to her "spot"
Girl who shows up looks nothing like her pictures... instead of the first ad i linked he probably got somethign like this http://brooklyn.backpage.com/Female...good-good-incalls-incalls-incalls-22/38136781 , but by that time the OP is ready to fukk so he's like
Post nut clarity kicks in and the OP realizes he just paid to fukk someone he would never even holla at.

 

[really]

Hittin bytches for $50

Smh @ giving a bytch $50 for some p*ssy.....




















































I try not to go above $40 breh

 

[stepbackj34spud]

I'm in ATL... I don't know wtf happened to the city but...



Used to be you could find some TRUE DIMES for good price... I hit bytch look like Kim K before, on some real super model shyt.... $80... $100 bucks.. (not no $250 like some hoes be chargin)... These prices any nikka would pay for THAT bytch whether they trick or not...



Now, 99.9% of the bytches use fake pics... It's like only way to be satisfied is you gotta go IN knowing "This bytch aint gonna look like her pic... She post pic of a 10 and you show up its a 5 to 7 at best"..



I just wonder wtf happened cus shyt aint used to be like that.... "desperate times call for desperate measures"

It's the reason why I stopped fukking with this.. It seemed like every new chick I was hitting up had fake pictures. And if you do find that bad ass bytch she wants wild cake for her time?

You right about one thing.. it's crazy how you know this chick ad is fake but you're hoping for the best anyway. Like damn.. at least hae that phat ass/killer body I was looking at

 

[really]

Here's my guess what happened:
OP saw a crazy BP ad. The girl in the ad was looking .. Something like this http://brooklyn.backpage.com/Female...he-best-in-brooklyn-dont-miss-out-25/47023424
OP called girl up for her to come over to his crib or he went to her "spot"
Girl who shows up looks nothing like her pictures... instead of the first ad i linked he probably got somethign like this http://brooklyn.backpage.com/Female...good-good-incalls-incalls-incalls-22/38136781 , but by that time the OP is ready to fukk so he's like :yehshrug:
Post nut clarity kicks in and the OP realizes he just paid to fukk someone he would never even holla at.

The fukked up part is hitting bytches like that actually used to be some what of a reality.... Do you have any luck?



Tip: Google Search a bytch picture (if you have google chrome just right click), and a lot of times it pulls up a super model / king magazine model



But this isn't really helpful, because even if you do search the pic and it doesn't pull up a super model, its still fake 99% of the time.


You have a secret or strategy guide or somethin breh?



Edit: Nev mind, just saw your new post

 

[stepbackj34spud]

The fukked up part is hitting bytches like that actually used to be some what of a reality.... Do you have any luck?



Tip: Google Search a bytch picture (if you have google chrome just right click), and a lot of times it pulls up a super model / king magazine model



But this isn't really helpful, because even if you do search the pic and it doesn't pull up a super model, its still fake 99% of the time.


You have a secret or strategy guide or somethin breh?



Edit: Nev mind, just saw your new post

I know every trick in the book and I was still getting fooled.
Most of the time it's a crap shoot breh breh.. And I hate gambling.

 

[really]

Prime Example:


Run a google image search on this bytch pic


http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/help-me-help-uwe-can-take-a-shower-together-21/21643907