*me waiting for my lineup*
my barber: my dude right on time.

me: let somebody go before me

my barber:

me:

my barber:

her: i'm almost done so if you wanna go next

me: i'm gonna let her hook me up.

my barber: ive been your barber since we opened.

her: i'm not trying to start anything

me: we had a good run my dude.....it's been real.
*me sitting in her chair*
my barber:

her: damn you smell so good.

me: it's creed aventus my dear......get used to smelling it.

my barber: this nikka.

me: you know i'm thinking about buying this place.

her: really??

me: add some class......chandeliers with bottle service and shyt
my barber:
me: Catpiticus Cutz (featuring) pecan thickness.
her: