I'm fukkin my barber...

[twan83]

There's Black people in El Paso?

we got black people mostly north east but has spreader throughout the city tho
Where I’m at tho it’s thot wife city shyt is ridiculous
They dress like they going to club going to my damn Walmart

 

[I Really Mean It]

Y’all stay worshipping cacs. There is nothing special about her.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

I was actually fukking the girl who trimmed my beard recently. As a matter of fact, I only went in that shop cause I was plotting on her. Shorty was beautiful as hell. But this bytch was crazy as fukk. Had a good like 2 month run. Shorty actually was playing games and did some fukk shyt to make it feel like she won. Alright bytch whatever.

But why I get a text today from her friend saying shorty gave her my number on some business shyt. Then she sent 3 pics talking bout this how I look. Man she bad as fukk lol. But after careful thought I texted ol girl like naw, I don’t fukk with shorty so i don’t fukk with you. bytch texted back, oh okay lol. fukk these hoes and especially these barbers.

 

[Wiseborn]

I lowkey need to find me a female barber. Do they cut better?

No they do not.

 

[Wiseborn]

Old girl is thick as a bowl of grits on a cold morning and she can actually cut well too. I went and peeped her IG.

I'm sure she gets hit on a lot in that environment.

Not really sure why she has to go this route I mean Ft Bliss is right there, I'm sure thirsty Military brehs live in her shop.

 

[Arithmetic]

I know her

 

[SuavePrince]

El Paso Blaxican... Not bad.

The fridge shape is struggling to break through, but Africa is strong in the yams.


Be thankful for what the Lord has bestowed on us to thirst brehs...

My nikka control yourself

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

 

[Inspect Her Deck]

I never let a man give me a haircut, that shyt is gay
That goes for both barber and masseuses

Once I really needed a massage but there was only a dude available.
I said ok, I dunno man but I think he enjoyed it a lil too much even if I was the one getting the massage

Never again........... Nope.... NEVER!!!!

Man...I went to the spa with my girl once and asked her to book me a massage. I didn't specify with who but I assume she'd try and find a woman.


When it was my slot time and I was waiting around, I noticed all these female masseuses walking around and not a male in sight, so I'm thinking


They call my name, I walk into the room and they picked the zestiest man they could find. Kinda like a Dutch midget Conan O'Brien


I reluctantly kept my mouth shut and went along with it. Anyway, halfway thru the massage where I'm supposed to turn over, the guy whispers sensually in my ear "Sirrrr...you can turn over now". I swear my face was looking like with my head down in the head hole thing. The dude seemed more relaxed and breathed more heavily than I did. shyt...I didn't even wanna breath and give him anything to work with.


Worst experience of my life, and like you said, NEVER again.

 

[DEAD7]

I’d keep my elbows pointed out

 

[Coli Bot]

That perfume smell and hint of cleavage when she's over you dong your lineup

 

[CP3.]

I'm fukkin her up if she cut me like this.

Dude got the pacman cut

 

[Originalman]

El Paso Blaxican... Not bad.

The fridge shape is struggling to break through, but Africa is strong in the yams.


Be thankful for what the Lord has bestowed on us to thirst brehs...

I don't know breh looks like she had a Brazilian butt lift special and lipo. He had her before picks way down in IG and her stomach was wide and but was fat and wide.

As far as her being black and mexican. Not sure about that one too. Saw the before pictures some years ago before the filters, cake up and fake eye lashes she looked like a regular mexican girl. Never know with the cake up, tan make up and plastic surgery these days. Folks try to morph on IG into some ambiguous mixed black woman.

 

[Jean Jacket]

I don't know breh looks like she had a Brazilian butt lift special and lipo. He had her before picks way down in IG and her stomach was wide and but was fat and wide.

As far as her being black and mexican. Not sure about that one too. Saw the before pictures some years ago before the filters, cake up and fake eye lashes she looked like a regular mexican girl. Never know with the cake up, tan make up and plastic surgery these days. Folks try to morph on IG into some ambiguous mixed black woman.

Technology is an ally and a villain.



So she is full Ewok..

 

[Ohene]

lol all these girls do is show their ass
damn...let your skills speak for themselves