I'm fukkin my barber...

[Scaaar]

Worst barber ever

 

[Silver Surfer]

 

[Malik1time]

Are all women from texas thick like this

 

[VladTheImpaler]

In 3 years..... what do you think she looks like?

 

[kingofnyc]

I’ll never let a woman cut my hair

 

[Sir Jebbi]

I'd be in the barber chair, dikk hard.

 

[Wiles]

everybody don't get turned on by pale skin. i know thats hard to believe for somebody like you.

Yea her skin is what brehs are looking at? Not her phat ass. You got it ...

 

[Edub]

I lowkey need to find me a female barber. Do they cut better?

No...but not worse either.....just depends on the barbers skill fr

 

[Astroslik]

I don’t like the way she edges up the temples. I personally wouldn’t get cut by her.

would smash though

 

[kingofnyc]

DAMN .... times have most definitely changed
their barber shop consist of like 40% females

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

Man...I went to the spa with my girl once and asked her to book me a massage. I didn't specify with who but I assume she'd try and find a woman.


When it was my slot time and I was waiting around, I noticed all these female masseuses walking around and not a male in sight, so I'm thinking


They call my name, I walk into the room and they picked the zestiest man they could find. Kinda like a Dutch midget Conan O'Brien


I reluctantly kept my mouth shut and went along with it. Anyway, halfway thru the massage where I'm supposed to turn over, the guy whispers sensually in my ear "Sirrrr...you can turn over now". I swear my face was looking like with my head down in the head hole thing. The dude seemed more relaxed and breathed more heavily than I did. shyt...I didn't even wanna breath and give him anything to work with.


Worst experience of my life, and like you said, NEVER again.

LOL that story hilariousssss
hahahaha

 

[HabitualChiller]

*me waiting for my lineup*

my barber: my dude right on time.
me: let somebody go before me
my barber:
me:
my barber:
her: i'm almost done so if you wanna go next
me: i'm gonna let her hook me up.
my barber: ive been your barber since we opened.
her: i'm not trying to start anything
me: we had a good run my dude.....it's been real.

*me sitting in her chair*
my barber:
her: damn you smell so good.
me: it's creed aventus my dear......get used to smelling it.
my barber: this nikka.
me: you know i'm thinking about buying this place.
her: really??
me: add some class......chandeliers with bottle service and shyt

my barber:

me: Catpiticus Cutz (featuring) pecan thickness.

her:

A damn fool

 

[Big D Bangston]

I’m bald, but she can line this beard up though

 

[DaPresident]

“Oh that female barber got a phat azz, I bet she gives the best haircuts”

said NO ONE EVER!!



geeky azz nigguhs just lose their minds over a dime a dozen phat azz

oh damn, shorty got a donk, she probably install windows the best, or fix HVAC units amazingly, etc. like a phatty give you magical powers or something

sis need to spend more time cutting and less time thirst trapping

 

[inndaskKy]

Once I really needed a massage but there was only a dude available.
I said ok, I dunno man but I think he enjoyed it a lil too much even if I was the one getting the massage

Never again........... Nope.... NEVER!!!!

This. My hometown barber used to be so close when doing a front line-up that you could feel his dikk on your thigh

I reluctantly kept my mouth shut and went along with it. Anyway, halfway thru the massage where I'm supposed to turn over, the guy whispers sensually in my ear "Sirrrr...you can turn over now". I swear my face was looking like with my head down in the head hole thing. The dude seemed more relaxed and breathed more heavily than I did. shyt...I didn't even wanna breath and give him anything to work with.


Worst experience of my life, and like you said, NEVER again.

Y'all need to share your experiences with the #metoo movement brehs