I'm gettin real tired of all the threads about bein ugly and people feelin sorry for themselves

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Look you can't change how you look, so learn to work with what you got (unless you deformed ugly then you should probably get plastic surgery)
Yall need to learn how to maximize your facial aesthetics for real.
So what if you dont have a chiseled jawline or a decent hairline you just need to give the illusion that you do.
How do you do that?

First you figure out your face shape
How to Determine Your Face Shape

Then you figure out what hairstyle and beard goes with your face shape
The idea is to give off the impression of masculine and attractive features by utilizing your facial hair and hair on your head to give off a balanced face aesthetically
Some of yall rockin the dark caesar when yo head is not shaped for it and should be rockin a fro
Some of yall rockin a beard when instead you should be rockin a goatee or chin strap

Next you need to figure out what percentage of body fat you are
If you are above 12-10% you need to lose weight
Around 12-10% is where you maximize the aesthetics of your face and allows your jaw and cheek bones to be their most defined

You don't necessarily need to pack on a ton of muscle but more helps better than less, atleast be able to bench press your bodyweight for a few reps.

Next yall need to come up with some fashion sense and wear shyt that a grown man who has things going on in his life wears
fukk all them snap backs and graphic tees you look like you fukkin 17 and shyt you can be 25 still dressin like you in high school brehs
Get you some fashion sneakers or some casual shoes and some button downs and polos, chinos and jeans and you will eat! No more graphics on shirts breh all your shirts should be plain solid colors or patterns

Once you do this go holla at some hos and I guarantee you wont get dissed if you just come up to them on a cordial level first and say "Hey how are you doing" gauge their response and if its good give a compliment or two to let em know your interested, tell em you feelin them and you would like to hang out some time, get the digits and be on your way.


Yall nikkas man if you aint maximizing yo potential as a man and cryin cuz females are dissin you I don't wanna hear it quit bein a bytch nikka and go change so you can get some p*ssy damn
 

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I already set a plan for this year:

1.Lose weight
2.Save guap
3.Chase and fukk ugly/fat girls with eyes closed, while I imagine they're some of the best instathots I've seen
4.Profit???

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I already set a plan for this year:

1.Lose weight
2.Save guap
3.Chase and fukk ugly and fat girls with eyes closed and while I imagine they're some of the best instathots I've seen
4.Profit???

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That experience you get from fukkin fat and ugly bytches gonna be invaluable later on :yeshrug: as long as you increase your standards when you start getting better lifestyle you should be good
 

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How do I handle being called ugly and dissed by other people tho? I can stop calling myself ugly but what about other people :mjcry:
 

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How do I handle being called ugly and dissed by other people tho? I can stop calling myself ugly but what about other people :mjcry:
Yeah man there seems to be a consensus amongst people that they're some how fair game and will roast them relentlessly and then turn around and bytch about ugly people having low self esteem. In this instance attractive people can't have their cake and eat it too although they try.
 

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That experience you get from fukkin fat and ugly bytches gonna be invaluable later on :yeshrug: as long as you increase your standards when you start getting better lifestyle you should be good

Well I don't fall in #TeamUgly category anyway, I used to be. I'm more :flabbynsick: combined with #TeamLame or #NoSwag. Once I got my teeth fixed and out of braces I was getting p*ssy but then I let myself get :flabbynsick: and became a shut-in. No more, my prime years ain't done and I ain't about to go out like that :wow:
 
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