I'm gettin real tired of all the threads about bein ugly and people feelin sorry for themselves

TEH

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I already set a plan for this year:

1.Lose weight
2.Save guap
3.Chase and fukk ugly/fat girls with eyes closed, while I imagine they're some of the best instathots I've seen
4.Profit???

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Go for the dimes

Most of these ugly/fat girls don't know that they're ugly/fat.

You can get a dime or close to it with half the effort.
 
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Look you can't change how you look, so learn to work with what you got (unless you deformed ugly then you should probably get plastic surgery)
Yall need to learn how to maximize your facial aesthetics for real.
So what if you dont have a chiseled jawline or a decent hairline you just need to give the illusion that you do.
How do you do that?

First you figure out your face shape
How to Determine Your Face Shape

Then you figure out what hairstyle and beard goes with your face shape
The idea is to give off the impression of masculine and attractive features by utilizing your facial hair and hair on your head to give off a balanced face aesthetically
Some of yall rockin the dark caesar when yo head is not shaped for it and should be rockin a fro
Some of yall rockin a beard when instead you should be rockin a goatee or chin strap

Next you need to figure out what percentage of body fat you are
If you are above 12-10% you need to lose weight
Around 12-10% is where you maximize the aesthetics of your face and allows your jaw and cheek bones to be their most defined

You don't necessarily need to pack on a ton of muscle but more helps better than less, atleast be able to bench press your bodyweight for a few reps.

Next yall need to come up with some fashion sense and wear shyt that a grown man who has things going on in his life wears
fukk all them snap backs and graphic tees you look like you fukkin 17 and shyt you can be 25 still dressin like you in high school brehs
Get you some fashion sneakers or some casual shoes and some button downs and polos, chinos and jeans and you will eat! No more graphics on shirts breh all your shirts should be plain solid colors or patterns

Once you do this go holla at some hos and I guarantee you wont get dissed if you just come up to them on a cordial level first and say "Hey how are you doing" gauge their response and if its good give a compliment or two to let em know your interested, tell em you feelin them and you would like to hang out some time, get the digits and be on your way.


Yall nikkas man if you aint maximizing yo potential as a man and cryin cuz females are dissin you I don't wanna hear it quit bein a bytch nikka and go change so you can get some p*ssy damn
Great post but I always thought everyone could wear a dark Cesar.
 

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I make being ugly threads for fukkery :manny:
Exactly. If you make one claiming to be semi attractive, everybody trying to pull your hoe card (I know, people go INNNNNNNNN on me.)

Better to rep #uglyteam and wait for a lady to tell you that you are a swan in disguise :to:
 

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:duck: your mother.

Why aren't these similes in alphabetical order though?
Thanks my mom isn't ugly.

Idk if you're being dense on purpose but I said you're not ugly in a roundabout way.
 
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