I'm getting married brehs

[DaPresident]

Oh boy...

Speechless...congrats to you homie


Of all people tho...but you human, it was bound to happen sooner or later lol

 

[DJ Mart-Kos]

Congratz!

 

[Deutsche Bank]

White supremacy

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

It isn't a real consummation until she gives you a rimjob.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Unquestioned proof that "Get married bruh" niccas are full of shyt.

The motto is just a cry for help from anti-social niccas, frustrated over their inability to get a woman and desiring to suck others into their world of misery.

Shyt reminds me of uncle elroy in Next friday: "Yeah, I was the one talkin about I'd never leave the hood, I love the hood....but once I got that lotto check I WAS GONE!"

Once a "GMB" bruh shakes off the anger, desperation, and self-pity and meets a quality girl that likes him, he goes from "HOH" to:

Congrats to the homie @Reinscarf ...wish all the best for you and your union.

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Did you live with her first breh?

Did you meet her family and everything?

Does she hate Tom Brady too!?

 

[Max B]

Unquestioned proof that "Get married bruh" niccas are full of shyt.

The motto is just a cry for help from anti-social niccas, frustrated over their inability to get a woman and desiring to suck others into their world of misery.

Shyt reminds me of uncle elroy in Next friday: "Yeah, I was the one talkin about I'd never leave the hood, I love the hood....but once I got that lotto check I WAS GONE!"

Once a "GMB" bruh shakes off the anger, desperation, and self-pity and meets a quality girl that likes him, he goes from "HOH" to:

Congrats to the homie @Reinscarf ...wish all the best for you and your union.

Perfectly said

 

[GoldTeef]

FREE DAPS AND REP FOUND HERE *thread turn- fake militant ethered*

Re-read this thread and hold that eternal L.

hilarious thread

 

[315]

You ain't gettin no younger you might as well do it

 

[Ashley Banks]

I feel sorry for the dudes you have misguided on this site for years.

Actually no I don't.

he Beyonce'd them. Got them on the #GMB wave then is getting married.

 

[Family Man]

This nikka gon let the coli destroy his marriage before it even starts.

 

[Action Mike]

he Beyonce'd them. Got them on the #GMB wave then is getting married.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

put all my coli cash this nikka end up on a 2017 episode of Fatal Attraction for killing her 3 months into the marriage



after catching her cheating

The dude's name will be...............

Spoiler

Treyvathian

 

[VegasCAC]

dude is such a try hard its embarasing. typical non creative culture vulture.

anyway, grats op

Most daps on the first page besides the OP

Get off my dikk and buy jeans that fit fakkit

 

[WhereIsTheLove]

Make sure your long-term goals are aligned and make sure your finances are right. Enjoy your marriage and hold off on babies, if possible. Don't let outsiders (not even your mama) say nothing negative about your spouse, even if they're joking, shut that shyt DOWN!!! Have her back even if she is wrong, then scold her in private. Congrats. Marriage is a beautiful thing.

Mama always right