I'm Getting Married Today Brehs!

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Congrats, OP

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Look breh I hope you live a happy and fulfilling marriage,

 

[AllHolosEve]

Plus marriage has the added benefit of making hittin random chicks fun again, with the added deception and excitement involved

#GMB
*bookmarks for the "I think Im sharing my wife" thread *

Hope it fails after 3months

well DAMN.....

 

[Cat piss martini]

congrats and I wish you happiness.
from what I hear youre in for a good
year to year and a half of serious fukkin.
after that its ummm........congrats doe.

 

[MikelArteta]

 

[Raava]

Congrats!!!

 

[Diondon]

Congrats!!!

Put back up your avi, thanks

 

[Solano707]

Prepare for a lot of battles. It's worth it.

 

[Raava]

Put back up your avi, thanks

This one is more pertinent

I wish it wasn't.

 

[Scientific Playa]

Congrats you won, keep each other happy and healthy.



These guys lost

Wisconsin man still loves ex-fiancée who offered hitman $1,000 to kill him
John Schellpfeffer said his then-fiancée, Jessica Strom, never meant to hurt him and suffers from mental illness. Strom said she wouldn't get back together with the man after her plea-deal prison term is up — but she said she still had feelings for him.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/wisc-man-loves-hire-hit-man-article-1.1970194

'I learned this three days ago': Oregon governor admits he was blindsided by fiancée's scam-wedding to Ethiopian man
Cylvia Hayes was 29 in 1997 when she married 18-year-old Abraham Abraham in exchange for around $5,000. News of the sham wedding rocked Gov. John Kitzhaber’s reelection campaign against state Rep. Dennis Richardson.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...-scam-wedding-ethiopian-man-article-1.1970673

Cylvia Hayes was 29 in 1997 when she married 18-year-old Abraham Abraham in exchange for around $5,000

Hayes, now 47, was teary-eyed Thursday when she confessed to the indiscretion, revealing she hadn’t told Kitzhaber of the illegal marriage until press reports emerged this week.

 

[baracka zulu]

Congrats on voluntarily surrendering 100% of your manhood and at least 50% of whatever bullshyt you've accumulated for the right to fukk the same miserable hoe until she gets tired of your p*ssy whipped ass and ruins your life

Remember to cater to her every whim so she has plenty to bytch about to her side nikka inbtwn fukking his brains out on ur dime in ways she doesn't fukk u

By all means, trust your hoe completely & don't get your kid DNA tested so you can enjoy paying for the next nikka's lack of pull out game

Most of all have fun, breh





#gmb

 

[Diondon]

This one is more pertinent

I wish it wasn't.

 

[Heafcliffe]

Congrats! Its definitely good shyt but hard work.

Advice you ask?

When you mess up, say "Baby, I'm sorry..."
When she mess up, say "Baby, I'm sorry..."

My nikka Phonte.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

why wasnt I invited OP?

 

[TEKBEATZ]

Congratulations breh, its really not bad at all i married my wife three months ago we been together for five years now.