I'm gonna do a local standup using nothing but stolen jokes from the Coli

[A Friend of The People]

Of course re-written with strategic comedic timing, but all topics and funny punchlines taken mostly word for word from here

Already have about 5 minutes of material, help me out y'all whats some of the funniest ideas/observations/ shyt you've seen here?

If it blows up I'll send you free tickets

 

[duncanthetall]

My lawyer will be in touch

 

[Cumlover]

shut the fukk up

 

[Singh]

record that shyt for #ColiTV

 

[Tug life]

you will need to do the facial expressions like the smilies for the full effect

 

[Sinnerman]

everybody hates black people. no surprise

a nikka could go to space and find an alien on some shyt

No telling what Neil Armstrong told them nikkas.

I wants my money

 

[labelplant]

Havoc threads...

 

[SumBlackguyz]

Breh i would pay to see. If you wack you know you gonna see them bushes

 

[A Friend of The People]

Mostly it's about interracial relationships and how to have a good night at the club and get laid with 2 dollars in your pocket.....but that's just the opening to get people ready for the real fukkery

I need atleast 15 quality minutes

 

[SumBlackguyz]

breh, you could be a bootleg richard pryor by just going through that general mills thread. that thread is a memoir of L's

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Havoc threads...

Havoc? Comedy material?

 

[A Friend of The People]

breh, you could be a bootleg richard pryor by just going through that general mills thread. that thread is a memoir of L's

been there

done that

 

[labelplant]

Havoc? Comedy material?

Most of his threads are basically short stand up routines. Or at least that's how I read them

 

[mbewane]

you will need to do the facial expressions like the smilies for the full effect

 

[Majestic Pape]

I don't know, but some dude had a thread talking about how he sometimes thinks of pushing people down from the top of an escalator and shyt. That shyt sounds hilarious said aloud.