I'm in Montreal brehs

[Jamal514]

Me too can't take these arrogant french cracker bout "ici a Quebec on parle francais"..... Va te faire foutre a$$holes

I moved to the West Island 3 years ago and it feels so good not to have to deal with this bullshyt anymore. It feels like it's in Ontario out here.

 

[Jamal514]

Or try the smoked meat poutine...

They got smoked meat poutine now?

Definitely hitting Schwartz this week.

I've driven from Pointe Claire to Schwartz spur of the moment many times because those sandwiches.

 

[Turbulent]

Damn dude, you gotta go to Toronto at least!

If you don't drive you can take a bus, train, or ride share out there. If you book you bus ticket online in advance you can find some good deals on Megabus. I've found 1 way tickets for $18-$28 before.

Ride shares are a bit more chill and can be anywhere from $25-$50 one way (usually they're $30-$40). You can find them on Craigslist, kijiji or even Facebook (there's a Toronto-Montreal ride share page somewhere)

And if you're going all the way to Toronto I recommend going the extra hour or two to see Niagara Falls as well. It's fukkin cool and I'm not just sayin that cuz I grew up there.

Vancouver is also a cool city, different weather, different vibe, different scenery (mountains/ocean/beautiful trees & flowers ), fresh delicious sushi everywhere, etc.

Return airfare from Montreal is like $600-$700 though..almost better spending your money on a trip to Jamaica




I think the thread blew up & got featured when I was arguing with that idiot

But anyway, you'll just have to come back sometime

props on providing the information

 

[Turbulent]

They got smoked meat poutine now?

Definitely hitting Schwartz this week.

I've driven from Pointe Claire to Schwartz spur of the moment many times because those sandwiches.

they pretty much got any type of poutine at this point. Had hamburger poutine the other day. literally a whole hamburger covered by poutine (yes it was disgusting).

seafood poutine, sicilian poutine (with tomato sauce and italian sausages instead of the regular sauce), had duck poutine with fois gras sauce a few months ago. poutine game is getting crazy. it's pretty much if you can imagine it, it probably exists at this point.

 

[MikelArteta]

props on providing the information

drive is like 5 hours, you can do what i did, just drive halfway to kingston one day and the next day the other half

can even just sleep at one of those service stations in your car

i find via rail expensive, megabus to long, ride shares gotta keep my eye open

me today driving back i left the hotel went to tim hortons, filled up my tnak and that was it no stopping nothing, ;eave early put your car on cruise control and your good

 

[vicioustalk]

I wouldn't really consider the Eaton Centre to be a Montreal highlight

Can't fukkin stand that place. Malls suck.




The fukk is your problem?

What kind of shytty life do you live that bullying girls on the internet brings you pleasure?

Here, I have a song I think you will like. I picked it out special, just for you!



I even found the lyrics so you can sing along!



You're welcome




Toronto and Montreal are so different, I hate to compare them.

I used to live in Toronto. I moved to Montreal and haven't looked back. It's so fun here. It has this whole vibe that Toronto can't touch.

Both cities have awesome qualities though.











Damn, there were at least 4-5 different people from the Coli this weekend..so random!

We need an official Montreal thread, or maybe we can just use this one. That way anyone who comes to visit will know where to go when they get here. A customized Coli adventure in Montréal



Ottawa is quiet, clean, pretty, safe, polite...a great place to live if you're an old person.

Got a few friends out there & it's fun to visit when they have cool shyt going on (House of Paint graffiti festival) but I could never live out there.

I'm too much of a party animal.

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Ottawa is a good place for affairs lmao ask n e one whose signed on to Ashley Madison

Whomp whomp

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

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Ottawa is a good place for affairs lmao ask n e one whose signed on to Ashley Madison

Whomp whomp

I live in Ottawa

Can't tell u how many lonely married females I meet
Esp on pof

 

[JLova]

Did yall split everything down the middle?

 

[vicioustalk]

I live in Ottawa

Can't tell u how many lonely married females I meet
Esp on pof

Wowwww that's fukked up smh

 

[vicioustalk]

drive is like 5 hours, you can do what i did, just drive halfway to kingston one day and the next day the other half

can even just sleep at one of those service stations in your car

i find via rail expensive, megabus to long, ride shares gotta keep my eye open

me today driving back i left the hotel went to tim hortons, filled up my tnak and that was it no stopping nothing, ;eave early put your car on cruise control and your good

You ain't even lying been with my bf for three years and I was living in mtl and he was living in toronto....so I'd commute be either megabus or via...I like via but its so expensive and you don't even get there faster then megabus...n I hate megabus it so uncomfortable and takes ten years to Toronto or mtl cuzbof the frequent stop ....sigh someone needs to come up with a better system

 

[vicioustalk]

I moved to the West Island 3 years ago and it feels so good not to have to deal with this bullshyt anymore. It feels like it's in Ontario out here.

Ya I'm from the west island it more so predominantly English but now I notice more n more french ppl moving in the west so lets hope they don't start with the french bs

 

[MikelArteta]

You ain't even lying been with my bf for three years and I was living in mtl and he was living in toronto....so I'd commute be either megabus or via...I like via but its so expensive and you don't even get there faster then megabus...n I hate megabus it so uncomfortable and takes ten years to Toronto or mtl cuzbof the frequent stop ....sigh someone needs to come up with a better system

canadas system is atrocious, no high speed rail, expensive to fly, even driving after oshawa the highway is two lanes to montreal

 

[vicioustalk]

canadas system is atrocious, no high speed rail, expensive to fly, even driving after oshawa the highway is two lanes to montreal

Bwoyyy preach!!!

 

[Strawberry]

I live in Ottawa

Can't tell u how many lonely married females I meet
Esp on pof

You live in Ottawa? I thought you lived in TO cuz of your avi

My brother used to live in Ottawa & I been there to visit & sometimes work quite a few times


I wonder if we have mutual friends

You ain't even lying been with my bf for three years and I was living in mtl and he was living in toronto....so I'd commute be either megabus or via...I like via but its so expensive and you don't even get there faster then megabus...n I hate megabus it so uncomfortable and takes ten years to Toronto or mtl cuzbof the frequent stop ....sigh someone needs to come up with a better system

I been travelling between Toronto & Montreal since about 2005

I don't drive so I got used to ride shares & Megabus


I remember one time I smoked a spliff, hopped on Megabus in TO, pulled out my laptop, put on some Trailer Park Boys, cracked a beer & passed out




Woke up and I still had some beer left, didn't even spill it

Then went back to drinkin beer & watchin TPB

Best Megabus ride ever

Smoked a spliff at the stop in Kingston


I've had a lot of really fun ride shares too and even used to travel with my cat a lot I met so many cool people & became friends with & still stay in touch with a lot of them.

One time I met a girl who worked on the show Pingu!! I used to love that fukkin show when I was younger.

Stoner ride shares were by far the best though




They should invent a hot air balloon travel system between TO & MTL..I wonder how long that would take? Or does that shyt move slow?

I can't wait until flying cars & teleportation are a thing

 

[Strawberry]

Oh damn, I missed all these replies

lol this bytch thinks shes being bullied online




u gonna make a video about it u white smelly bytch?

Get the fukk out of this thread and stop trolling me

What's the biggest hip-hop venues club in mtl?

There's not many venues that are strictly hip hop but here is a random list of venues/clubs/bars that have hip hop shows/events or regular hip hop nights (there are probably more but I don't fukk with mainstream garbage)

Blizzarts
Blue Dog
Bleury Vinyl Bar (aka Vinyl)
Tokyo
Salon Officiel
SuWu (more of a bar/ restaurant lounge with DJ nights)
Apt. 200
O Patro Vys
Salon Daomé (sometimes)
Inspecteur Épingle (sometimes)
Sala Rossa* (sometimes)
Casa del Popolo (sometimes)
Datcha (sometimes)
Olympia*
Metropolis*
Club Soda*
Théatre Telus*
Le Belmont*
Foufounes Électriques*

*concert venues for live shows

...I know I'm missing some but I'm stoned and that's all I can think of off the top of my head

I moved to the West Island 3 years ago and it feels so good not to have to deal with this bullshyt anymore. It feels like it's in Ontario out here.

I don't fukk with West Island, I'm a city girl, and almost strictly a Plateau girl who fukks with Mile End & Rosemont sometimes. Blvd St-Laurent is my shyt

They got smoked meat poutine now?

Definitely hitting Schwartz this week.

I've driven from Pointe Claire to Schwartz spur of the moment many times because those sandwiches.

I can walk to Schwartz's in 15min or bike there in 5

Live in the Plateau breh

I used to work at a bong shop/art gallery across the street from there & one of the workers would randomly bring us smoked meat sandwiches, smoked meat poutine, pickles & cherry cola every now & again. That man is a hero to me, a fukkin angel from heaven, straight up! I can't believe how lucky I was

Like he would just show up & be like "You guys hungry?" And we'd be like

fukkin VIP Schwartz's treatment yo

I remember the time Céline Dion stopped by there & bought everyone in the place smoked meat sandwiches and everyone was going nuts

Céline Dion owns half of Schwartz's or something like that

props on providing the information

Word, I got you!

they pretty much got any type of poutine at this point. Had hamburger poutine the other day. literally a whole hamburger covered by poutine (yes it was disgusting).

seafood poutine, sicilian poutine (with tomato sauce and italian sausages instead of the regular sauce), had duck poutine with fois gras sauce a few months ago. poutine game is getting crazy. it's pretty much if you can imagine it, it probably exists at this point.

Poutine grilled cheese sandwich @ Le Gros Luxe

I hate the foie gras poutine cuz I can't stand the taste of duck for some reason