I'm in Montreal brehs
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Strawberry
Big Rufus is gonna give me a daughter named Apple
Ok this is like the 5th time now...I don't fukk rent a dreads. Never have, never will.
I have an amazing guy out there and we met under a very special circumstance through a mutual (Jamaican) friend of ours and I feel lucky to have met him and have him in my life.
Oh and we drink JB & Red Stripe btw
He took care of me and went out of his way to all of this amazing shyt for me last time I was there. We shared everything and he never asked me for shyt and never tried to flirt with me or touch me until I made the first move which is RARE in Jamaica especially considering I'm a white female. Rent a dreads are on white girls like a fat kid on smarties out there but I quickly learned to deflect them with "Mi nuh easy!"
We were friends first and he was such an amazing guy I had to reward him with p*ssy.
Yes rent a dreads did try to fukk me of course, hello I was there for 3.5 months last time and I'm white...what the fukk do you think?!
I didn't fall for that shyt, I'm not a fukkin idiot.
I get it you think I'm a slimey thot. Well I'm not, so get the fukk over it already!
Holy derail the thread desperately trying to prove that I'm something I'm not. Way to go, your life must be so cool.
Knuckles Red
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You really are a filthy, nasty whore.@ everyone just tellin him names of metro stations...he's gonna get lost as fukk unless he follows my directions
Plateau, right near St-Laurent
Olympic Stadium is on the green line...metro station Pie IX
Old Montréal is on the orange line so you're gonna have to hop on (heading in the direction of Montmorency or Henri Bourrasssa) then get off at Berri-UQAM and transfer to the green line, headed in the direction of Honore Beaugrand
Mont Royal (the mountain) is closest to the Orange line so just hop on in Old Montreal and get off at metro Mont-Royal...from there you can either take a bus (I forget which one tho but just ask someone) or you can walk for 10-15min...LOL that's actually right in my hood
Mont-Royal is a nice street to walk down anyway plus it's gorgeous out..a bit late to be headed to the mountain though
You really don't know shyt about who I'm friends with on the Coli or off, and you have no idea who I know in Jamaica but that's cool...keep pretending you do cuz you're so desperate to paint a bad picture of me. I'm a rainbow and you're trying to paint me as a hurricane
Ghostface Trillah
God-level poster
Ok this is like the 5th time now...I don't fukk rent a dreads. Never have, never will.
I have an amazing guy out there and we met under a very special circumstance through a mutual (Jamaican) friend of ours and I feel lucky to have met him and have him in my life.
Oh and we drink JB & Red Stripe btw
He took care of me and went out of his way to all of this amazing shyt for me last time I was there. We shared everything and he never asked me for shyt and never tried to flirt with me or touch me until I made the first move which is RARE in Jamaica especially considering I'm a white female. Rent a dreads are on white girls like a fat kid on smarties out there but I quickly learned to deflect them with "Mi nuh easy!"
We were friends first and he was such an amazing guy I had to reward him with p*ssy.
Yes rent a dreads did try to fukk me of course, hello I was there for 3.5 months last time and I'm white...what the fukk do you think?!
I didn't fall for that shyt, I'm not a fukkin idiot.
I get it you think I'm a slimey thot. Well I'm not, so get the fukk over it already!
Holy derail the thread desperately trying to prove that I'm something I'm not. Way to go, your life must be so cool.
you were ready to jump in reincars pants just because he made a thread about being in your city and him being jamaican even though you admitted he treats you like shyt. you damn near gave him a treasure map on where to find you but we're supposed to believe you're not easy and didn't go to jamaica and fukk every dude who would let you buy him some wray & nephew and oxtail.
like i said whatever helps you sleep at night hurricane
Strawberry
Big Rufus is gonna give me a daughter named Apple
you were ready to jump in reincars pants just because he made a thread about being in your city and him being jamaican even though you admitted he treats you like shyt. you damn near gave him a treasure map on where to find you but we're supposed to believe you're not easy and didn't go to jamaica and fukk every dude who would let you buy him some wray & nephew and oxtail.
like i said whatever helps you sleep at night hurricane
Ready to jump into Emperor Reinscarf's pants???? Bish where???
Like I've said before I have no sexual interest in him whatsoever and I never did.
Oooooh I gave him directions to take the metro, wow, I must be so in love with him
I didn't fukk any rent a dreads while I was out there and I didn't fukk a bunch of dudes.
Go to Negril and ask about me
Sad how I was born there and don't know these places 
We just had to move to Toronto
We just had to move to Toronto
Mi yardie boy dem de really influence you somethin heavy
Strawberry
Big Rufus is gonna give me a daughter named Apple
Mi yardie boy dem de really influence you somethin heavy
Been smokin spliffs & hash since I was 14But of course I was influenced in other ways...I mean I'm dancing on my head and daggering in clubs now
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/strawberry-sexy-ass-weirdo-cac-bish.348647/
Damn, Montreal is now on the list.
I was mostly referring to the appleton and lol leave that to the professional
But of course I was influenced in other ways...I mean I'm dancing on my head and daggering in clubs now
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/strawberry-sexy-ass-weirdo-cac-bish.348647/
Strawberry
Big Rufus is gonna give me a daughter named Apple
I prefer JB (over proof 63%) to Appleton but you can't buy it in Montréal
I'm just learning to dance on my head and I love it
Already been asked to be in a music video
nikka made a thread bout being in MTL and this rent a dread broad jumped out the rafters like sting with invites even admitting that he was mean to her
Lamborghini Mercy,wack bytches so thirsty
Listen I'm coming to mtl tomorrow
Ready to jump into Emperor Reinscarf's pants???? Bish where???
Like I've said before I have no sexual interest in him whatsoever and I never did.
Oooooh I gave him directions to take the metro, wow, I must be so in love with him
I didn't fukk any rent a dreads while I was out there and I didn't fukk a bunch of dudes.
Go to Negril and ask about me
What's good?
John Mayer
In your atmosphere
Yes
Her hair alone is embarrassing
It's ok son be happy with your woman she ain't gotta be cute to make you happy .
your a fukking dyke you probably got a fade
Strawberry
Big Rufus is gonna give me a daughter named Apple
For real? @ all of the Coli people in town this weekend@FU_PAYME is here too
We should have a Coli party
