Vagina Thief
Your mother has nuts

So I'm a minority from a very low income neighborhood with a GED and no college degree. I'm 22 years old so you can say i don't have much going for me right?
OK.
Here is where I plot and unleash the scheme of all schemes.
I'm Hispanic but my government name is very very white.
I'm going to shave, buy a yarmulke and turn into a fake Jew.

I'm researching their traditions and culture as well as their agendas as we speak.
I have a Jewish friend that is going to help me out with a back story
(family came from Europe after WW2 and i never learned Hebrew because i have add. I never went to isreal because I have an extreme phobia of flying on a plane as well.)
A couple of fake references and numbers will check out if they decide to see if I'm about that Jewish life.

I'm going to show up at Job interviews for a variety of positions that pay very handsomely. I'm going to seek out companies run by Jews and where the interviewer is most likely going to be one.
If what my Jewish friend tells me about Jewish people hiring their own people over a gentile regardless of the qualifications are true then i might very well in fact succeed with this plot.

Nothing against Jews. But this country is run by them and a nikka gotta take advantage and make things happen regardless of the morals behind it all.
Wish me luck brehs. I'm finna buy my Yarmulke tomorrow and get this Jew money
