I'm plotting brehs.
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Vagina Thief
Your mother has nuts
I'll use it as leverage if they ever decide to fire me.. I'll look at my boss like
make sure you watch every episode of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm and be able to recall by memory the dialogue.
Where do you think the inspiration for something like this came from. This is some George Costanza shyt I'm about to pull off.. 
You still employed there?
Yup...me and him(well only him
) are the only west indian people here.
PortCityProphet
Follow me to the truth
I'll look at my boss like
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Vagina Thief
Your mother has nuts
I'm going to do it.If I release the footage on some documentary shyt and happen to go missing or have an accident remember this thread brehs...
Remember me
If I release the footage on some documentary shyt and happen to go missing or have an accident remember this thread brehs...
Remember me
I'll forward this to Kendrick Lamar and make sure you're on "Sing About Me" pt.2....
make sure you watch every episode of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm and be able to recall by memory the dialogue.
Dañel Duberstein
You gonna go to jail, amigo. 
Shalom
Vagina Thief
Your mother has nuts
Quick update brehs. My bad i haven't been up on my interview game. But like a true Jew i went to an interview this morning in a wool wood colored suit i found at a thrift store.
Anywho. The company is a marketing and advertising LLC in 45th st and 7th ave.
I saw a posting online looking for an Online marketing analyst. I sent in a pretty fake resume with a shyt load of false references and false accomplishments
They called me last thursday to bring me in for an interview this morning.
I stepping in that bytch with my Yamaka on, I powdered my face to look pale as can be and bought a dradle from a hobby supplies store around my way.
When i got there I stepped into the lobby and walked right in without stopping at the front desk. I figured if I wanted to be taken serious i had to look like i knew exactly what i was doing. To my surprise I diddn't get stopped but that only fukked me over because i forgot to look at the directory and see what floor the damn place was on.
I ended up getting there 5 mins late but once the interviewer and me locked eyes I knew this was going to be a walk in the park. He stared at my Yamaka. I glared right back at his on some "...Are YOU a real jew?" I sat down without being told to take a seat and let the dradel slip out of my pocket. I fumbled to pick it up and hit my head on the desk and let out a soft grunt n stood there for 5 seconds to let it soak in.
I sat back down and the interviewer laughed it off and complimented me on my suit. I told him it was my great grandfather's lucky suit he wore in Germany before the holocost.
I asked for a min to collect myself and let one tear roll down my right cheek as i stared off into the view outside of the window then apologized.
The rest of the interview was
He told me all this shyt i had to do but it's not like I'm going to do any of that shyt I'ma be an office ghost 
Wish me luck brehs i might have pulled this shyt off.
Anywho. The company is a marketing and advertising LLC in 45th st and 7th ave.
I saw a posting online looking for an Online marketing analyst. I sent in a pretty fake resume with a shyt load of false references and false accomplishments
They called me last thursday to bring me in for an interview this morning. I stepping in that bytch with my Yamaka on, I powdered my face to look pale as can be and bought a dradle from a hobby supplies store around my way.
When i got there I stepped into the lobby and walked right in without stopping at the front desk. I figured if I wanted to be taken serious i had to look like i knew exactly what i was doing. To my surprise I diddn't get stopped but that only fukked me over because i forgot to look at the directory and see what floor the damn place was on.
I ended up getting there 5 mins late but once the interviewer and me locked eyes I knew this was going to be a walk in the park. He stared at my Yamaka. I glared right back at his on some "...Are YOU a real jew?" I sat down without being told to take a seat and let the dradel slip out of my pocket. I fumbled to pick it up and hit my head on the desk and let out a soft grunt n stood there for 5 seconds to let it soak in.
I sat back down and the interviewer laughed it off and complimented me on my suit. I told him it was my great grandfather's lucky suit he wore in Germany before the holocost.
I asked for a min to collect myself and let one tear roll down my right cheek as i stared off into the view outside of the window then apologized. The rest of the interview was
He told me all this shyt i had to do but it's not like I'm going to do any of that shyt I'ma be an office ghost Wish me luck brehs i might have pulled this shyt off.
Please apply to both a community college and your closest mcdonalds.
Vagina Thief
Your mother has nuts
Quick update brehs. My bad i haven't been up on my interview game. But like a true Jew i went to an interview this morning in a wool wood colored suit i found at a thrift store.
Anywho. The company is a marketing and advertising LLC in 45th st and 7th ave.
I saw a posting online looking for an Online marketing analyst. I sent in a pretty fake resume with a shyt load of false references and false accomplishments
I stepping in that bytch with my Yamaka on, I powdered my face to look pale as can be and bought a dradle from a hobby supplies store around my way.
When i got there I stepped into the lobby and walked right in without stopping at the front desk. I figured if I wanted to be taken serious i had to look like i knew exactly what i was doing. To my surprise I diddn't get stopped but that only fukked me over because i forgot to look at the directory and see what floor the damn place was on.
I ended up getting there 5 mins late but once the interviewer and me locked eyes I knew this was going to be a walk in the park. He stared at my Yamaka. I glared right back at his on some "...Are YOU a real jew?" I sat down without being told to take a seat and let the dradel slipped out of my pocket. I fumbled to pick it up and hit my head on the desk and let out a soft grunt n stood there for 5 seconds to let it soak in.
I sat back down and the interviewer laughed it off and complimented me on my suit. I told him it was my great grandfather's lucky suit he wore in Germany before the holocost.
The rest of the interview was
Wish me luck brehs i might have pulled this shyt off.
EQ.
Mansur Brown - "Heiwa"
Quick update brehs. My bad i haven't been up on my interview game. But like a true Jew i went to an interview this morning in a wool wood colored suit i found at a thrift store.
Anywho. The company is a marketing and advertising LLC in 45th st and 7th ave.
I saw a posting online looking for an Online marketing analyst. I sent in a pretty fake resume with a shyt load of false references and false accomplishments
I stepping in that bytch with my Yamaka on, I powdered my face to look pale as can be and bought a dradle from a hobby supplies store around my way.
When i got there I stepped into the lobby and walked right in without stopping at the front desk. I figured if I wanted to be taken serious i had to look like i knew exactly what i was doing. To my surprise I diddn't get stopped but that only fukked me over because i forgot to look at the directory and see what floor the damn place was on.
I ended up getting there 5 mins late but once the interviewer and me locked eyes I knew this was going to be a walk in the park. He stared at my Yamaka. I glared right back at his on some "...Are YOU a real jew?" I sat down without being told to take a seat and let the dradel slipped out of my pocket. I fumbled to pick it up and hit my head on the desk and let out a soft grunt n stood there for 5 seconds to let it soak in.
I sat back down and the interviewer laughed it off and complimented me on my suit. I told him it was my great grandfather's lucky suit he wore in Germany before the holocost.
The rest of the interview was
Wish me luck brehs i might have pulled this shyt off.
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