I'm plotting brehs.

[Colilluminati]

 

[Binary]

Please apply to both a community college and your closest mcdonalds.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Are the interviewers jewish ?​

LOL stop!!!!

 

[Silkk]

If you can make it work more power to you

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Quick update brehs. My bad i haven't been up on my interview game. But like a true Jew i went to an interview this morning in a wool wood colored suit i found at a thrift store.

Anywho. The company is a marketing and advertising LLC in 45th st and 7th ave.
I saw a posting online looking for an Online marketing analyst. I sent in a pretty fake resume with a shyt load of false references and false accomplishments They called me last thursday to bring me in for an interview this morning.

I stepping in that bytch with my Yamaka on, I powdered my face to look pale as can be and bought a dradle from a hobby supplies store around my way.

When i got there I stepped into the lobby and walked right in without stopping at the front desk. I figured if I wanted to be taken serious i had to look like i knew exactly what i was doing. To my surprise I diddn't get stopped but that only fukked me over because i forgot to look at the directory and see what floor the damn place was on.

I ended up getting there 5 mins late but once the interviewer and me locked eyes I knew this was going to be a walk in the park. He stared at my Yamaka. I glared right back at his on some "...Are YOU a real jew?" I sat down without being told to take a seat and let the dradel slip out of my pocket. I fumbled to pick it up and hit my head on the desk and let out a soft grunt n stood there for 5 seconds to let it soak in.

I sat back down and the interviewer laughed it off and complimented me on my suit. I told him it was my great grandfather's lucky suit he wore in Germany before the holocost. I asked for a min to collect myself and let one tear roll down my right cheek as i stared off into the view outside of the window then apologized.

The rest of the interview was He told me all this shyt i had to do but it's not like I'm going to do any of that shyt I'ma be an office ghost


Wish me luck brehs i might have pulled this shyt off.​

LOL!!!

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

So I'm a minority from a very low income neighborhood with a GED and no college degree. I'm 22 years old so you can say i don't have much going for me right?

OK.

Here is where I plot and unleash the scheme of all schemes.

I'm Hispanic but my government name is very very white.
I'm going to shave, buy a yarmulke and turn into a fake Jew.


I'm researching their traditions and culture as well as their agendas as we speak.

I have a Jewish friend that is going to help me out with a back story
(family came from Europe after WW2 and i never learned Hebrew because i have add. I never went to isreal because I have an extreme phobia of flying on a plane as well.)

A couple of fake references and numbers will check out if they decide to see if I'm about that Jewish life.



I'm going to show up at Job interviews for a variety of positions that pay very handsomely. I'm going to seek out companies run by Jews and where the interviewer is most likely going to be one.

If what my Jewish friend tells me about Jewish people hiring their own people over a gentile regardless of the qualifications are true then i might very well in fact succeed with this plot.




Nothing against Jews. But this country is run by them and a nikka gotta take advantage and make things happen regardless of the morals behind it all.

Wish me luck brehs. I'm finna buy my Yarmulke tomorrow and get this Jew money ​

It couldn't hurt to try. Why not go the full distance and wife up a Jewish girl? Ever experience that legendary dome?

My Jewish friends get their pick of the litter when it comes to Jewish girls.

 

[Vagina Thief]

It couldn't hurt to try. Why not go the full distance and wife up a Jewish girl? Ever experience that legendary dome?

My Jewish friends get their pick of the litter when it comes to Jewish girls.

I'd have to do some kind of background search and make sure her family has at least 1 thousand trees planted in isreal with some kind of trust fund. ...

as longs as that last name ends with Berg, Baum, Stern or Schwartz...​

 

[HollywoodP]

Quick update brehs. My bad i haven't been up on my interview game. But like a true Jew i went to an interview this morning in a wool wood colored suit i found at a thrift store.

Anywho. The company is a marketing and advertising LLC in 45th st and 7th ave.
I saw a posting online looking for an Online marketing analyst. I sent in a pretty fake resume with a shyt load of false references and false accomplishments They called me last thursday to bring me in for an interview this morning.

I stepping in that bytch with my Yamaka on, I powdered my face to look pale as can be and bought a dradle from a hobby supplies store around my way.

When i got there I stepped into the lobby and walked right in without stopping at the front desk. I figured if I wanted to be taken serious i had to look like i knew exactly what i was doing. To my surprise I diddn't get stopped but that only fukked me over because i forgot to look at the directory and see what floor the damn place was on.

I ended up getting there 5 mins late but once the interviewer and me locked eyes I knew this was going to be a walk in the park. He stared at my Yamaka. I glared right back at his on some "...Are YOU a real jew?" I sat down without being told to take a seat and let the dradel slip out of my pocket. I fumbled to pick it up and hit my head on the desk and let out a soft grunt n stood there for 5 seconds to let it soak in.

I sat back down and the interviewer laughed it off and complimented me on my suit. I told him it was my great grandfather's lucky suit he wore in Germany before the holocost. I asked for a min to collect myself and let one tear roll down my right cheek as i stared off into the view outside of the window then apologized.

The rest of the interview was He told me all this shyt i had to do but it's not like I'm going to do any of that shyt I'ma be an office ghost


Wish me luck brehs i might have pulled this shyt off.​

but regardless.

 

[EQ.]

Is it safe to call you Vagina Thiefberg yet?

 

[Alexander The Great]

@Vagina Thief

 

[ThaRealness]

It aint just about qualifications.. youve gotta make the right impression.

We know who's fronting and whos bout it bout it. Dont try to be something youre not ya kipputz

 

[ignorethis]

Did @Vagina Thief succeed in his quest

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Did @Vagina Thief succeed in his quest

Hope so. Sounds like a plot for a great movie but you know the "people" who run Hollywood would never let it see the light if day and the writer woukd have the Mossad on his ass with the quickness....

....wait...is dude still around

 

[EQ.]

Is it safe to call you Vagina Thiefberg yet?

Vagina Thiefstein maybe?

 

[flea]

I've got uncles that pretend to be crazy for a check. Pretending to be Jew might be the new wave