I tried to retire but thecoli wanted the entire signing bonus back
...soooo I have to go through the motions until march 2017
"Contractual obligation" they call it
I don't do much except sit on the end of the bench during games wearing a suit
I have daily pt at 11 am
Sign a few autographs at the hotel
But otherwise just sit around drawing my veteran minimum check feeling sorry for myself
I remember the good ol' days
Out on the fast break
Pulling up in transition for an ill advised 3
Those were the halcyon days of my career