I'm scared about getting my Prostate checked :to:

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women get rammed in the ass, you can take a few fingers, stop being soft. :troll:

nah but really, it could be worse....colonoscopy. have fun.

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I decided not to go. I'm just going to masturbate alot because i read that reduces the risk of prostate problems and start eating leafy foods. It's amazing how the fear of being penetrated can make you a healthier human being. God works in mysterious ways.
 

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I pray everyday that they make some kinda of pill that fixes that shyt so i never have to even think of having that shyt done :to:
 

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I'm good. No, I'm really good. Fukk that. Let me get this straight, they expect me to:

- Lie on a table in the fetus position
- Spread my cheeks
- Doctor puts a finger in my azz
- Do God knows what finger movements, while the finger is in my azz :sadcam:
- Pull the finger outta my azz
- Pulsating anus and dripping for a week (according to a poster on here)

Really? REALLY?!? So humans have come so far in technological advancement but Doctors are still jamming fingers in Men's azz.

If i do go i'll have to be on some narcotic or numb my azz with an icepack before it happens.


Nikka stop being a p*ssy and get that shyt checked. Yes you have to lie on your side, with knees to your chest. No you don't have to hold your cheeks open. The doctor inserts the tip of his well lubricated finger for less than a minute. You aint going to turn homo. You aint going to be violated. What the fukk you need icepacks for?
It is as uncomfortable for him as it is for you.
 

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I've had my prostate checked numerous times :sadcam: I have this bladder disorder with my bladder lining that affects my prostate. The first time I got fingered I had to hold on for dear life :bryan:. The urologist put gel on his finger and felt around and said my prostate was inflamed. It hurt, I won't lie, breh.

I also had my prostate checked by my FORMER primary care. Whereas the first urologist told me to bend over :huhldup:, my primary care told me to lay on my back :wtf: nikka fingered me with my penis laying on my stomach :wtf: :wtf: :huhldup: :wrist: By far the gayest experience of my life :snoop: I think that doctor had some weird cac gay thing going on or something :why:
 

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Have any of yall had your Prostate checked before?

Do you they give you morphine or an ice pack or something to numb your senses before the Doctor jam his fingers in your azz?

DId you have to spread your cheeks or hold your breath?

I mean this is MADNESS!!!

Can't your get some scan instead of getting your anus pushed in?

I can't even imagine the ride home after something like that happening.

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***snorts 28seconds***

Breh find you a ol school cougar, let her toss ya salad, you will be ready when its time to have that visit.
 

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I'VE HAD A FEW DIGITAL EXAMS AND THE COLONROTOREUTER. THE SCOPE AIN'T BAD AT ALL. IT'S PAINLESS AND YOU'RE ASLEEP. THAT DITIGAL EXAM IS JUST AWKWARD. FIRST TIME WAS A DUDE AND ALL THE OTHERS WERE WOMEN. MOST OF THOSE GASTRO DOCS DO DOZENS OF THEM A DAY. IT DID HURT THE FIRST TIME BECAUSE I COULDN'T RELAX. BUT THE 2ND DOC TRICKED ME AND TOLD ME SHE WASN'T GOING IN. SHE DID.
 

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I have had two prostate exams from two different urologists. If you are a Black man, then you will NEED to get this exam done, especially if you are over 40 years old.

Like some people said, the exam is discomforting, but you have to just bite the bullet and get it done.

Gents, be sure to get your prostate checked by a urologist.
 
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