I'm scared about getting my Prostate checked :to:

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Busted_Toes said:
Did you have to lie on a table with your legs in the air?

Did yout bite your lip?


What kind of prep? Meditation in remote areas? Yoga?

All these smartphones and brain surgeons and they can't think of a way instead of jamming a finger in your azz?

What type of world is this!!?!
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I assumed the position breh. Doc put that lube on his fingers. The moment you see a nikka coming to ur ass with a glove with lube you feel some type of way. It took me awhile to settle down to allow the test. The prep was just psyching yourself up as a grown man to take this test. It was quick.
 
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hypo666 said:
The worst bit actually isn't the insertion it's afterwards ,as you will have lube in your butt,maybe dripping a bit down your thighs and your @sshole will be puckering because you just had a finger up it. I myself spent,the entire week afterwards laying on my stomach ,waiting for the fukking thing on my @sshole to shrink.
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:wtf: You know what, fukk it. I'll rather have Cancer. Fukk that bullshyt. I'm out. Fukk it.
 
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yo how the fukk they dont have another way of checking this shyt... they gota stick their fingers in your starfish :pacspit:



i remember i saw this shyt... i was like wtf they need to come up with a procedure that doesnt involve fingering your puckered o-ring. blood tests, some sort of x-ray or some shyt damn.
 
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This some bullshyt.
 
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I fux wit what OP is sayin but no Op. No. You can't have it your way. You want it to be one way but it's the other.
 
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greenhousegases said:
@Busted_Toes
Minority waiting too long to get their prostate checked is a huge risk factor for prostate cancer. Prostate cancer is especially aggressive in African Americans. I'd advise your black ass to get it checked.
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I'm good. No, I'm really good. Fukk that. Let me get this straight, they expect me to:

- Lie on a table in the fetus position
- Spread my cheeks
- Doctor puts a finger in my azz
- Do God knows what finger movements, while the finger is in my azz :sadcam:
- Pull the finger outta my azz
- Pulsating anus and dripping for a week (according to a poster on here)

Really? REALLY?!? So humans have come so far in technological advancement but Doctors are still jamming fingers in Men's azz.

If i do go i'll have to be on some narcotic or numb my azz with an icepack before it happens.
 
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Busted_Toes said:
I'm good. No, I'm really good. Fukk that. Let me get this straight, they expect me to:

- Lie on a table in the fetus position
- Spread my cheeks
- Doctor puts a finger in my azz
- Do God knows what finger movements, while the finger is in my azz :sadcam:
- Pull the finger outta my azz
- Pulsating anus and dripping for a week (according to a poster on here)

Really? REALLY?!? So humans have come so far in technological advancement but Doctors are still jamming fingers in Men's azz.

If i do go i'll have to be on some narcotic or numb my azz with an icepack before it happens.
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alright then don't get it checked and potentially die a slow cancer death

choice is yours :manny:
 
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