I'm seriously considering getting a vasectomy

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

I have always thought it made sense to freeze my sperm and just get a vasectomy. Found out that my cousin just got his side chick pregnant. And she allegedly told somebody she just extracted his sperm from the condom

Didn't even know that was possible.


Shiit is scary out here. I know we always say to choose wisely who you dip your dikk inside, but sometimes it's just about sex. And sometimes even if a chick is worth it, the timing can be terrible.

Although it would cost, I feel like that is a logical solution. I know for a fact if I ever became a millionaire, that is the first thing I'm doing.

 

[Address_Unknown]

I have always thought it made sense to freeze my sperm and just get a vasectomy. Found out that my cousin just got his side chick pregnant. And she allegedly told somebody she just extracted his sperm from the condom

Didn't even know that was possible.


Shiit is scary out here. I know we always say to choose wisely who you dip your dikk inside, but sometimes it's just about sex. And sometimes even if a chick is worth it, the timing can be terrible.

Although it would cost, I feel like that is a logical solution. I know for a fact if I ever became a millionaire, that is the first thing I'm doing.

You knew it was possible. Common sense alone, of which I'm sure you have, would have had you not think that it was an impossible scenario to be in. You, like alot of others, myself included until I really thought on it, never thought that shyt was probable. Like after I nut and we roll over to cuddle, would I think a broad would be waiting until I leave to go pour my shyts out into a plastic shot cup and look to have them shyts injected into her? No I didn't. Ever since that scare, I started to destroying my condoms or leaving with 'em. No exceptions.

 

[Belize King]

Just went under the knife yesterday. Wasn’t too bad. I have two little ones and really can’t see us having another child.

The MA was a woman. I’m in Atlanta so the whole staff was made up of black women.

I finally get to the operating room and she says, “okay Sir drop your pants, underwear and shoes. You can keep your socks on.” I wasn’t ready.

I did as told and was told to lay on the table. My ass was out.

Luckily, I google was the procedure looked looked while I was waiting. I literally thought I was getting cut under my sac. I was wondering how the doctor would get down there.

It’s an actual incision in the middle of your sac so you just have to lay on your back the whole time. She prepped me and we just talked. The whole time I’m thinking she’s just so casual while handling my member. I wonder if she’s going to talk about my size.

All done. Doc enters and starts. We talk about his Florida house. He’s from NYC but moved to Atlanta to get away from the cold. He heads to the panhandle every few months. I asked him why doesn’t he become a pilot like other doctors? He said, he knows a few docs that have died in plane crashes so it’s wasn’t worth it to him.

He stitched me up and said no sex for a week. I asked does that mean five days or seven days?

He said seven days.

I asked him does today count?

He said, you already know.

I get to lay up for two days. It’s hard when the babies love to rough house, but I’ll be ready for them tomorrow afternoon.

Can’t shoot the club up for twenty loads. After that, I have to send out a sperm sample to make sure I’m all clear. After that, club will be shot up indiscriminately.

 

[shutterguy]

Who needs any comedy series when you have The Coli

 

[ItsPeople]

When you dropped your pants, was it or?

 

[Belize King]

When you dropped your pants, was it or?

My Wife says I be beating the cervix up.

It was cold in there.

I wanted to tell her him a grower not a shower but I just left it as is.

Last time I was on a table butt naked was in Thailand getting a Thai massagein 2013. I tried to keep my mind off those memories.

 

[ItsPeople]

My Wife says I be beating the cervix up.

It was cold in there.

I wanted to tell her him a grower not a shower but I just left it as is.

Last time I was on a table butt naked was in Thailand getting a Thai massagein 2013. I tried to keep my mind off those memories.

It’s wild the level of professionalism they show while handing your unit when you know they going home to get their guts re-arranged and probably take it up the ass.


No woman handling my unit ever called me sir.

 

[boogers]

It’s wild the level of professionalism they show while handing your unit when you know they going home to get their guts re-arranged and probably take it up the ass.


No woman handling my unit ever called me sir.