I'm shook to ever sleep naked again.

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The thing in OP's sleep paralysis took his ass. :dame:
:whoa: it didn't get that far.

In the dream we had just gotten the check and the thing grabbed it and paid talking about "I insist".

All I could do was blush and then I woke up.

So now I sleep with gym shorts on, at least
 

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Real talk, if u have kids in the house who can walk around of their own volition, u already know that is a thing of the past :camby:
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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
Bunchuva cowards here...

I sleep nekkid and on my stomach with my leg cocked up like a bad bytch and the fan blowing on my Kingly parts.

:mjlit:

Edit: with satin paint stained sheets...when I tell you the fabric feels so good on my skin..extra firm mattress with the plush top. Satin pillow cases.....nekkid....it's incredible. The freedom.
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:whoa: it didn't get that far.

In the dream we had just gotten the check and the thing grabbed it and paid talking about "I insist".

All I could do was blush and then I woke up.

So now I sleep with gym shorts on, at least
think gym shorts can't be pulled brehs
 
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