I'm so not doin' that

[///Vega+++]

mix chocolate and cheese
have more than 3 kids
tell a bytch I love her AND mean it
let a dog lick my face

add on brehs

 

[no.]

Spend too much time on the coli... *looks at clock*

Tell my mother I'm not a believer lest she attempt to exorcize me.

Speed-read through very important and very boring academic texts.

Become obsessed with a celebrity (that shyt is just dumb )

Post bathroom mirror selfies on instagram/facebook (I don't even have any social media accounts, but if I did, the fukk would I look like duckfacing for all to see?)

 

[flea]

Snitch

 

[Nefrodamus]

Thread title reads like a 15 year old white girl created this thread

 

[b@squ1@t]

5 starring this thread

 

[///Vega+++]

eat snails
drink raw milk
get too comfortable with white folks
allow some preacher to scream in my face

 

[AgentGrey]

hold a girl's purse.. I dont give a damn if we're floating in outer space, if she needs both hands the bytch better post it up on a moonrock or tie it around her arms or some shyt.

 

[Larry Lobster]

What you have against dogs op?

 

[///Vega+++]

Thread title reads like a 15 year old white girl created this thread

how u gon' disrespect me like that u disrespectful heffa.

 

[///Vega+++]

What you have against dogs op?

I don't know them like that

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

abandoning my daughter
turning gay

everything else is up for discussion

 

[Larry Lobster]

I don't know them like that

Don't worry, they fine once you talk to them

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

 

[///Vega+++]

hold a girl's purse.. I dont give a damn if we're floating in outer space, if she needs both hands the bytch better post it up on a moonrock or tie it around her arms or some shyt.

real talk my G

 

[///Vega+++]

buy a new phone model as soon as it drops
bully the elderly [that's bad karma yo]
root for an italian sports squad
think Google is my friend