I'm Sorry, I Just Could Never Marry A Woman With More Than 5 Bodies On Her

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So you not gonna ask before you marry a bytch? So you gonna be in the mall at JC Penney and she gonna bump into a nikka she had an abortion with and they gonna be chit chattin and you gonna standing there like "an insecure simp"

i discuss past

but i dont ask fukking #s


u mentioned #s



not fukking abortions

 

[LogicFirst]

no nikka u gotta be 15 to say some shyt like this

aint no way u experienced life



these hoes dont reveal who they really are to their fam


all u sucka ass nikkas end up wifing hoes thinkin u got a nun


i swear mane u dudes

Let me simply things for you down syndrome motherfukkers. Let's assume you know her number, from a reliable source, like her diary or something. You cool with 65 bodies? What number is too many?

 

[Shadow King]

But why would a girl with a low body count want a guy with a high count?

Because they're insecure about their sexual appetite.

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Are we talkin' bout her bodies or my bodies?

Both.

If you have a body count higher than hers and you want her to have 5 or less...she gone look at you like a fool..

That is if you dont tell her you are basing your relationship on how many men she slept with.

 

[intruder]

I deserve better. I demand better. Five is four too many but I'm trying to be open minded and flexible.

Any woman past the age of 21 is expected to have over 5 bodies

 

[MikelArteta]

Dudes won't buy a high mileage car, but have no problem buying(marrying, wiring) a high mileage girl

 

[MikelArteta]

Nope

Any woman past the age of 21 is expected to have over 5 bodies

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

Just because your raggedy slut doll has four different men's semen on her doesn't mean the rest of us want a slut monkey

how old are you?

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Because they're insecure about their sexual appetite.

nicca

Its a fact a woman wants a man to be more experienced than her based on the low body count or inexperience they have..

Ask ya moms bout it..

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Let me simply things for you down syndrome motherfukkers. Let's assume you know her number, from a reliable source, like her diary or something. You cool with 65 bodies? What number is too many?

who u fukking Anne Frank nikka



my nikka said reliable source

 

[LogicFirst]

Dudes won't buy a high mileage car, but have no problem buying(marrying, wiring) a high mileage girl

Chuuch

 

[iBrowse]

no nikka u gotta be 15 to say some shyt like this

aint no way u experienced life



these hoes dont reveal who they really are to their fam


all u sucka ass nikkas end up wifing hoes thinkin u got a nun


i swear mane u dudes

nah breh it is 5..

she just didn't count the 3 dikks she sucked...

the two times she just let the head in...

that time the nikka didnt bust...

and the few times she got eaten

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

Dudes won't buy a high mileage car, but have no problem buying(marrying, wiring) a high mileage girl

i understand your view point...but dont you also preach that cats shouldnt get married?

so if none of yall getting married...arent you gonna be moving thru quite a few women over a lifetime? and if so...other men are doing the same...

so arent these women by default gonna rack up numbers since none of yall are going to marry them?

 

[LogicFirst]

how old are you?

Over 25

 

[beanz]

some of you dudes in here already accepting you might marry a woman with 10+ bodies on them

you already lost