IM thinking about selling my virginity?

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brehs ima fly nikka and my dad told me today that im not gonna be able to cop as much polo and air jordans:sadbron: because of mortgages and shyt. its a lot of heat dropping this year on the sneaker side and im currently unemployed:wow:. the only thing i have of value is my virginity:ohlawd: im willing to part with for the right price. so brehs should i do it? ill be 23 in february im about 6 feet in shoes 190 pounds and between 7-8% bodyfat(pics upon request) how much you think i can get for my v-card:youngsabo:
:hmm:

B, get ya penis out ya hand and work on employment and develop a skill help your father, around the house.

:smh:
You think hoes gonnna believe a man is a virgin at age 23 in 2013?


:deadmanny:

It happens...I'm 24.
 

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and :heh: @ "hoes gotta pay for this dikk" u cant even give the shyt away free why u think a bytch is gonna pay for it

:rudy:nikka im a natural born hustler. when you sitting on a goldmine like what i have this shyt will sell itself like crack

so again ur pops bought u that shyt?
whats wrong with that:hmm:

Loool this shyt is wrong in every way.... Your a dude virgin at 23 and lives with his dad and you get money from him....


Hey, if this is really keep your gold for your diamond... It's beautiful to experience it with a person that you care about and love!! :ohlawd:









P.s
I have thought about that but only to the highest bitter!!

i thought about that, but that feel when im out shopping for expensive clothes:ahh: is second to none
 

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:hmm:

B, get ya penis out ya hand and work on employment and develop a skill help your father, around the house.

:smh:


It happens...I'm 24.

im in really great shape. selling my body is the quickest come up i can think of atm.:steviej:
 

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:rudy:nikka im a natural born hustler. when you sitting on a goldmine like what i have this shyt will sell itself like crack


whats wrong with that:hmm:



i thought about that, but that feel when im out shopping for expensive clothes:ahh: is second to none

because ura grown ass man. u know what other feeling is second to none? p*ssy
 

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:mindblown: where the fukk do you think legit money comes from? trees? :stopitslime:
:rudy:
I taught 'em 'bout fish scale, they want me to fish for them
They want me to catch clean then cook up a dish for them

nikka im not tryna be dependent on an "employer" so i can eat. im tryna be my own boss nikka


because ura grown ass man. u know what other feeling is second to none? p*ssy

im tryna come up with ways to make money and nikkas just shytting all over me left and right:to:
 

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Its some wealthy bytch out there with a fetish for sucking virgin pipe and deflowering young hood nikkas and when we link up ima fulfill her fantasies








































































she still gotta pay doe:youngsabo:
 

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:rudy:nikka im a natural born hustler. when you sitting on a goldmine like what i have this shyt will sell itself like crack

What an ironic thing to say from a person who admitted to never having done a drug in his fukking life awhile back, yet still rocks the Pablo Escobar screen-name.

My scust for you grows with each passing day. :pacspit:
 

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What an ironic thing to say from a person who admitted to never having done a drug in his fukking life awhile back, yet still rocks the Pablo Escobar screen-name.

My scust for you grows with each passing day. :pacspit:

:comeon: so doing drugs = drug king pin
im failing to see the correlation fukk nikka. i could give a fukk about how you feel about me cause i know if we met irl youd be all smiles and handshakes:birdman:
 

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:comeon: so doing drugs = drug king pin
im failing to see the correlation fukk nikka. i could give a fukk about how you feel about me cause i know if we met irl youd be all smiles and handshakes:birdman:

Being a shut-in who's never done a drug in his life and lives at home doesn't make you a natural born hustler, ya bish.

Only thing you've probably hustled is an advance on your allowance.
 

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Being a shut-in who's never done a drug in his life and lives at home doesn't make you a natural born hustler, ya bish.

Only thing you've probably hustled is an advance on your allowance.

what makes me a natural born hustler is my instincts to get to the money bytch nikka:birdman: dont worry if i go through with it ill post pictures of my proceeds(in a ll twenties fukkboy):krs:
 

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what makes me a natural born hustler is my instincts to get to the money bytch nikka:birdman: dont worry if i go through with it ill post pictures of my proceeds(in a ll twenties fukkboy):krs:

Your instincts to get the money?? :laff: :laff: :laff:

bytch, your "instincts" have fukking FAILED YOU to the point where you're living at home and trying to sell cock that you haven't managed to give away for free yet. If you had any "instincts," or even some basic fukking salesmanship, you probably wouldn't be a virgin to begin with.

What fukking next? Are you gonna open a lemonade stand on the sidewalk and tell us that your inner hustler instinct told you to do it? Hell, your "instinct" probably told you it'd be a good idea to post a thread about this, and that was wrong too.

fukk outta here, rhinestone cowboy. The only instinct you have is how to punch numbers into the microwave and make your food warm.
 
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