I'm thinking bout hittin up that backpage, any tips on utilizing it?

[DStyles]

1st and foremost, ignore the people who are discouraging you from hitting up backpage for a good time I mean, at the end of the day we pay for p*ssy no matter what. It could be a few drinks or a gucci bag. Specially the mother fukkers that are cuffed. I think that we all have to experience fukking a hooker once in our lifetime. Funny thing is that I have a tradition going back to like 4 years ago, every Thanksgiving I fukk a hooker from backpage. Believe it or not I'm currently browsing and narrowing dow my candidates. This time around I want to drop more than the usual $150-200. Anyways enough about me. My advice is to google the number first which should give you websites where that number appears and use The Erotic Review website. I have a few legit hookers saved on my bookmark and willing to share. They're all from Brooklyn though.

 

[Smoke]

If you want some p*ssy, and you want it now.....ain't nothing wrong with backpage.

You figure you go out right now, meet a girl. Assuming she not a ho, and your talk game is decent(Which it's not because you made this thread in the first place), within a week, and maybe one date you'll get to hit.

OR, you could drop about what you would to maintain a basic relationship with a female, and smash, and be done with her in 30 minutes, 15 if you want the QV

 

[thewiz]

Go raw to enhance the experience.

 

[Unknown Poster]

Fellas, I'm gonna tell you something...you need to analyze your worth as a man.

If you out here trickin...you don't respect yourself...especially when there are hoes out here giving it up for free.

There are ugly fat balding stankin nikkas out there getting that pum pum. Why? not cause they got money they got game. There's enough for everyone to eat here.


LOVE YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU DESERVE THE VERY BEST!

 

[Software]

Go raw to enhance the experience.

Duh
You think im an idiot im not bout to spend my $50 and not get the best possible experience

 

[Software]

lol This thread is similar to steroid users telling beginners to stay away. OP is going to do if he really wants to, it doesn't really matter what anyone says.

I already wanna do steroids so...
Just dont wanna go bald

 

[Larry Lobster]

OP just want a quick nut, whats wrong with paying for it?
Go for it breh.

 

[Lavish]

Nikka just hit up the backpage. If you don't do it today you will do it tomorrow so

Find one that looks legit. Read reviews then call her up. If you want that GF experience find one that will let you go raw, fukk it

 

[TruStyle]

Hope you comeback safe breh. Its your money. The fukk i care what another man does with his coin.




Get some pics of her tho. 4 the coli

 

[madness]

Go raw to enhance the experience.

If you want that GF experience find one that will let you go raw, fukk it

don't learn from brehs

 

[richaveli83]

Since you're going to do it anyways I suggest doing a Google search for their phone number. If they're legit several searches will reveal reviews of tricks or her other ads on backpage and other escort sites. If nothing comes up she's probably a cop and could be a sting operation.

 

[Software]

aye breh honest question how hard is it to find a cute bird in ya city?

cant be THAT hard to get p*ssy breh.

find yu a fatherless bird that'll let yu fukk her silly anytime yu want

What if she has a father but she doesn't like him?

 

[QuavoFlow]

What if she has a father but she doesn't like him?

you still win

Spoiler

fatherless still the best route to go

 

[Amphibious]

Masturbation is healthy and normal

 

[Neil Tyson]

Nikka just hit up the backpage. If you don't do it today you will do it tomorrow so

Find one that looks legit. Read reviews then call her up. If you want that GF experience find one that will let you go raw, fukk it

Raw is probably the only thing I haven't done with an escort, hope it stays that way.