IM TREESEXUAL DONT TREE SHAME ME

[brother walt]

I never been comfortable in my own body ever since I was born I felt like a tree I had no friends growing up
because I never felt like anyone else. I seen other kids growing up riding they bike playing sports but all I ever wanted to do was be a tree Please don't judge me you all don't know what its like to be me. Growing up kids laughing at you for wearing leaves on your head and walking around with dirt on your feet as shoes I just feel different.Im working on a bill to get all books, homes are anything else being used from cutting down trees to stop .Because I feel like it stopping me from being the real me.

 

[TEH]

Hey, we do not make fun of trees or treesexuals in this place!

This is supposed to be a safe place for trees.

 

[newworldafro]

I never been comfortable in my own body ever since I was born I felt like a tree I had no friends growing up
because I never felt like anyone else. I seen other kids growing up riding they bike playing sports but all I ever wanted to do was be a tree Please don't judge me you all don't know what its like to be me. Growing up kids laughing at you for wearing leaves on your head and walking around with dirt on your feet as shoes I just feel different.Im working on a bill to get all books, homes are anything else being used from cutting down trees to stop .Because I feel like it stopping me from being the real me.

You support using hemp for paper..

A picture of the Amazon is tree porn?

 

[Y2Dre]

The old man from game of thrones comes to mind.

 

[dennis roadman]

dont mock @Groot

 

[brother walt]

im just saying

 

[Reflected]

That's funny OP because I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fukking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[Black]

That's funny OP because I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fukking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[Sassy]

The great deku tree comes to mind

 

[How Sway?]

Tree bytches

 

[TEH]

Spoiler: think before you click ... you may not be ready :wow:

 

[Beedad]

All tree of y'all

 

[ThaBronxBully]

He Just Wants To Be TREEted With Some Respect Ya'll

 

[Farrinto]

I identify as a man in his mid 40s from Harlem

 

[BigL187]

fukk trees nikka yeah im treephobic fukk yall nikkas