IM TREESEXUAL DONT TREE SHAME ME

Linc

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I never been comfortable in my own body ever since I was born I felt like a tree I had no friends growing up
because I never felt like anyone else. I seen other kids growing up riding they bike playing sports but all I ever wanted to do was be a tree Please don't judge me you all don't know what its like to be me. Growing up kids laughing at you for wearing leaves on your head and walking around with dirt on your feet as shoes I just feel different.Im working on a bill to get all books, homes are anything else being used from cutting down trees to stop .Because I feel like it stopping me from being the real me.




sounds like the root of your problem might be your an annoying sap, not to be a stick in the mud but maybe your problem is your trunk is more of a frail limb or a stump? generally the unwanted leaves the situation they're in. Maybe what's nesting in whatever branch of your mind that is causing this has a bark worse than it's bite and you're just pining for something else.

if you wish a fauna star the right people maple for you
 

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All tree of y'all
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Put some respeck on his identity.
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I never been comfortable in my own body ever since I was born I felt like a tree I had no friends growing up
because I never felt like anyone else. I seen other kids growing up riding they bike playing sports but all I ever wanted to do was be a tree Please don't judge me you all don't know what its like to be me. Growing up kids laughing at you for wearing leaves on your head and walking around with dirt on your feet as shoes I just feel different.Im working on a bill to get all books, homes are anything else being used from cutting down trees to stop .Because I feel like it stopping me from being the real me.



You were born a human. You cannot identify as a tree. Don't even think of banging trees on the daily.
 

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I never been comfortable in my own body ever since I was born I felt like a tree I had no friends growing up
because I never felt like anyone else. I seen other kids growing up riding they bike playing sports but all I ever wanted to do was be a tree Please don't judge me you all don't know what its like to be me. Growing up kids laughing at you for wearing leaves on your head and walking around with dirt on your feet as shoes I just feel different.Im working on a bill to get all books, homes are anything else being used from cutting down trees to stop .Because I feel like it stopping me from being the real me.



That's a disturbing image. Negged
 

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sounds like the root of your problem might be your an annoying sap, not to be a stick in the mud but maybe your problem is your trunk is more of a frail limb or a stump? generally the unwanted leaves the situation they're in. Maybe what's nesting in whatever branch of your mind that is causing this has a bark worse than it's bite and you're just pining for something else.

if you wish a fauna star the right people maple for you

Lmaoooooo :laff:
 

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That's funny OP because I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fukking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
This reminds me of Tyler the Creator wanting to be considered a goat years ago and now he's known as Felicia the Goat so dreams do come true.
 
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