IM TREESEXUAL DONT TREE SHAME ME

[Originalman]

That's funny OP because I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fukking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Brehhhhh........

 

[samtalksradio]

Cause I'm a broke ass nikka I am now a transfinancial. my whole life I felt that using real money was wrong, so I identify my money as Transfinancial. I'm going to go buy Uncharted 4 with my Transfinancial money and the clerk behind the counter want give me my game payed for with my transfinancial I'm going to sue them for discrimination.

 

[brother walt]

Cause I'm a broke ass nikka I am now a transfinancial. my whole life I felt that using real money was wrong, so I identify my money as Transfinancial. I'm going to go buy Uncharted 4 with my Transfinancial money and the clerk behind the counter want give me my game payed for with my transfinancial I'm going to sue them for discrimination.