I'm Worse than a Pedophile, Brehs!

[The 2020 New Member]

at least those dudes have cars and shyt. and they can grow a decent mustache. i'm not even remotely thinking about getting in the game but i really can't stand the fact the most of them are still beating me at life. i'm considering befriended one just to snitch on him and then apply for his job once he gets arrested. then sit back in my new van with ultra opaque tint like .

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Who 5 starred this thread?

 

[RawlDough]

 

[The 2020 New Member]

i'm willing to give rides, too. i know how the struggle can be. i know one of y'all is gonna use this come-up technique. you're welcome.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

:faketerio:

 

[Yung Yogurt]

nikka what the fukk is wrong with u? u come anywhere near my seed with this weird shyt and consider yourself murdered... u copy papi?

 

[yo moms]

at least those dudes have cars and shyt. and they can grow a decent mustache. i'm not even remotely thinking about getting in the game but i really can't stand the fact the most of them are still beating me at life. i'm considering befriended one just to snitch on him and then apply for his job once he gets arrested. then sit back in my new van with ultra opaque tint like .

to catch a predator youve got to be one

 

[The 2020 New Member]

nikka what the fukk is wrong with u? u come anywhere near my seed with this weird shyt and consider yourself murdered... u copy papi?

i don't want no parts of that vile shyt. i just want the perks of being a pedophile without all the deviance.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

i though nikkas would be down for ruining child molesters' lives and taking their shyt. what are y'all on?

 

[obarth]

Ehhh, it would work better if you said what his job was, like a CVS photo technician or something. Describe how you go about befriending him (attending school recitals in neighboring towns, hanging out near Chuck E Cheese ball pits with mad tickets, buying Halloween candy in bulk at Costco, etc.) There's potential, though

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Ehhh, it would work better if you said what his job was, like a CVS photo technician or something. Describe how you go about befriending him (attending school recitals in neighboring towns, hanging out near Chuck E Cheese ball pits with mad tickets, buying Halloween candy in bulk at Costco, etc.) There's potential, though

good point. thanks, breh.

hmm...i guess i wasn't thinking about the stereotypical jobs that they'd have. i'd really have to go undercover at an arcade or sumn. or maybe put out a craigslist ad to see if anyone needed a partner/lookout. i'd make some idle convo and find out what kinda car/job he had and make my decision based on that.i'd prolly tell him to meet me at a local park to trap him, then i can do a couple laps, get a quick run in before i head off to my new job in his caravan.

 

[yo moms]

I'm going to start baiting these pedos on yahoo chat or some shyt. Ask them to meet me pretending to be a little girl and rob the shyt out of him. Blackmail him so he can't snitch and I'm Gucci.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

I'm going to start baiting these pedos on yahoo chat or some shyt. Ask them to meet me pretending to be a little girl and rob the shyt out of him. Blackmail him so he can't snitch and I'm Gucci.

now you're getting what i'm saying. these nikkas prolly have hot tubs and rare doll collections that could be pawned. they are just come-ups waiting to happen. why should hansen make all the money off these a$$holes?

 

[froggle]

nikka what the fukk is wrong with u? u come anywhere near my seed with this weird shyt and consider yourself murdered... u copy papi?

I thought you was gay

 

[The 2020 New Member]

so i did some googling and there's a mcdonald's with a play place not too far from here. i'll check in later, brehs. gonna go case the joint for chester the molester . fingers crossed that's he's driving a decent 2-seater.