imagine having an ASS so FLAT.......

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that it looks like you took a pic from the front but its from the back.........

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my omniscience couldn't comprehend this shyt bruh:mjcry:
 

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Was smashing a fat filipino chick with no ass at all.. a skinny chick with no ass isn't a deal break...but a fat jawn?

I'm trying to grab onto something and she literally is like.."you like my ass huh?"

I was literally in my head like :stopitslime:...I didn't even respond....she a freak though, was there when I needed a nut:mjgrin:
 
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