Wasn't Harvey(Two-Face) black?No nikkas in Gotham
Imagine living in Gotham nickle & diming only for a nikka in a Bat suit to pull up and beat your ass
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YamakaSmacker
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Whitey Bulger put em together on bat boys chinThat Batnikka ain't doing shyt in the projects
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HipHopStan
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I bet The Riddler would be a pain in the ass to hang out with or work for...
Riddler: "Riddle me this, henchman. What says moo and..."
Henchman: "It's roast beef.
It's always roast beef. Condiment King Craft Service is the only caterer that will deliver to the lair, and roast beef is the only non-vegetarian sandwich they make, so that's what we're all eating. You don't have to make up a riddle for it every goddamn lunch. 
"
Riddler: "Haha fooled you, it's chocolate milk! You got the riddle wrong, now you pay with your..."
Henchman: "Goddammit give it a rest already!
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Riddler: "Riddle me this, henchman. What says moo and..."
Henchman: "It's roast beef.
It's always roast beef. Condiment King Craft Service is the only caterer that will deliver to the lair, and roast beef is the only non-vegetarian sandwich they make, so that's what we're all eating. You don't have to make up a riddle for it every goddamn lunch. "Riddler: "Haha fooled you, it's chocolate milk! You got the riddle wrong, now you pay with your..."
Henchman: "Goddammit give it a rest already!
"
“Hey Mr.Joker sir, I think I’m done, it’s time I go back to the regular life, maybe get a job and spend time with my family. I hope that’s fine”
Joker: you have a family?
Other henchmen:
KravenMorehead™
Barrel Brothers.®
This shyt got me legit crying bruhID RUN FASTER IF I WERE YOU
I HAVEN'T FED THEM IN WEEKS
OH NOOOOO YOU'VE DROPPED YOUR MONEY"
“Hey Mr.Joker sir, I think I’m done, it’s time I go back to the regular life, maybe get a job and spend time with my family. I hope that’s fine”
Joker: you have a family?
Other henchmen:
Secure Da Bag
Veteran
Why no one in Gotham ever just thought to move to Bludhaven?
Greenhornet
A God Among Kings
Joe budden has been batman all this time?!
ORDER_66
I am The Wrench in all your plans....
bludhaven only has blockbuster, how is that worse than gotham?Because bludhaven is much worse...
Cause Nightwing ain't got the city on lock like that.
Yeah Gotham be grimy and trifling, but the Bat's name rings out in those streets and got nikkas second guessing. Bludhaven no one real scared of Nightwing so them nikkas over there reckless af.
Batman only messed with retards .. .. he couldn’t pull that shyt in timmy
Cause Batman ain't bout shyt.
Yeah he'll put the foofops on you but he ain't gonna Deadpool you. Plus the jail system there will have you back on the streets by the weekend. Back to serving. Packs still moving.
Toe Jay Simpson
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All I know is I would be pissed if I was doing football numbers in prison for getting raided in a trap house and cats like Mr. Freeze doing 48 hours in Arkham for making a quarter of the city uninhabitable for the next 5 months