Imagine the Undertaker debuting in this era..

[R=G]

And two weeks later he's on social media taking selfies with Michelle McCool at a Houston Rockets game on fukking Instagram That's when I knew Bray Wyatt was in trouble...nygga was on Xavier's little video game channel out of character. I've been laughing at Wyatt ever since.

Kayfabe is D E A D. No boom period period. No time soon.

 

[Chico's Bail Bonds]

I say he goes over Cena first night then loses three matches in a row clean. Gets nonchalantly eliminated by Trips in a Survivor Series match. Winds up in a 6 month feud with Bray Wyatt. Then when the crowd is completely dead on him, gets fed to the Big Dog. Ends up in a tag team. Let's say with Big (C)ass

 

[MushroomX]

The Undertaker is too scary for kids, his name is William McCool, and his gimmick is a "Guidance Counselor." who suffers anxiety attacks in the ring.

 

[NYChase718]

He wouldve debuted

And then been slowly written off after tuesday in texas vs hogan and forgotten in the mix

 

[WaveMolecules]

we were kids then. im sure the adults back then werent questioning his supernatural abilities. it was part of the show.

 

[3Rivers]

He would probably break character to console a little jimmy after putting a fallen opponent in a body bag

 

[Swiggy]

Demonic Ministry Undertaker

 

[3Rivers]

Demonic Ministry Undertaker

No crucifixion of Stephanie in today's WWE. He'd get emasculated and slapped for even thinking about it

 

[MushroomX]

No crucifixion of Stephanie in today's WWE. He'd get emasculated and slapped for even thinking about it

Undertaker: Where to Stephanie?

Stephanie: Daaaaaaaaaad!

 

[3Rivers]

-Would tweet #Buried after sending Jake, Gonzalez, Snuka, etc out of the territory via tombstone

-Probably would ruffle some feathers by liking a tweet that is pro flag, anthem, troops while dissing NFL players

-Depending on his Survivir Series team he'd have blue or red accents on his attire

-He'd be apart of a ppv KFC commercial where he's choke slamming some chickens

-Would be apart of an odd couple tag team at some point. Team R.I.P (Rest in Pancakes) with Big E. Finisher would be a tombstone on top of a stack of flapjacks while Big E does the big ending to the other partner. Awkward twerking ensues

 

[Sypress]

neckbeards in the crowd would try to get themselves over by chanting "Mean Mark" at him

 

[MushroomX]

-Would tweet #Buried after sending Jake, Gonzalez, Snuka, etc out of the territory via tombstone

-Probably would ruffle some feathers by liking a tweet that is pro flag, anthem, troops while dissing NFL players

-Depending on his Survivir Series team he'd have blue or red accents on his attire

-He'd be apart of a ppv KFC commercial where he's choke slamming some chickens

-Would be apart of an odd couple tag team at some point. Team R.I.P (Rest in Pancakes) with Big E. Finisher would be a tombstone on top of a stack of flapjacks while Big E does the big ending to the other partner. Awkward twerking ensues

After wrestling Golddust he would write a slur on his Twitter, delete, then apologize.

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

I could totally visualize a modern era Undertaker character ending up like Tensai. Booked strong for two months then before you know it, he's the juxtaposed partner in a comedic lower card tag team.

 

[The Rainmaker]

The Bone Street Krew would be the name of his Warcraft guild

 

[NoMorePie]

Then imagine Kane's debut






Cole: "That.... That..... That's Kane!"