Imagine the Undertaker debuting in this era..

[Silkk]

And two weeks later he's on social media taking selfies with Michelle McCool at a Houston Rockets game on fukking Instagram That's when I knew Bray Wyatt was in trouble...nygga was on Xavier's little video game channel out of character. I've been laughing at Wyatt ever since.

Kayfabe is D E A D. No boom period period. No time soon.

Real shyt tho

 

[Mike the Executioner]

Then imagine Kane's debut






Cole: "That.... That..... That's Kane!"

Don't forget the "OH MYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

 

[BlackAchilles]

His name would be Colton Tombs and he'd walk around in a merch shirt and his wrestling pants backstage

 

[DaylitoJames]

The Undertaker is too scary for kids, his name is William McCool, and his gimmick is a "Guidance Counselor." who suffers anxiety attacks in the ring.

Why does this sound like a gimmick for Damian Sandow.... wait a minute

 

[DaylitoJames]

The Undertaker is too scary for kids, his name is William McCool, and his gimmick is a "Guidance Counselor." who suffers anxiety attacks in the ring.

Why does this sound like a gimmick for Damian Sandow.... wait a minute

 

[DaylitoJames]

The Undertaker is too scary for kids, his name is William McCool, and his gimmick is a "Guidance Counselor." who suffers anxiety attacks in the ring.

Why does this sound like a gimmick for Damian Sandow.... wait a minute

 

[Bryan Danielson]

I say he goes over Cena first night then loses three matches in a row clean. Gets nonchalantly eliminated by Trips in a Survivor Series match. Winds up in a 6 month feud with Bray Wyatt. Then when the crowd is completely dead on him, gets fed to the Big Dog. Ends up in a tag team. Let's say with Big (C)ass

He'd basically would have Sheamus career?

Martha

 

[reigun]

Don't forget the "OH MYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

Cole: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

Booker: Now that right there is what a-a-a-a-a-a-a dangerous situa-uh dangerous man right there.

Graves: This situation just went from bad to worse for Undertaker with this big red machine of a man heading to the....

Booker: This is a dangerous situation. That's what I'm talking about!

Graves (under his breath): fukk you Booker...

 

[Rosecrans]

Taker and Kane would be the CDQ Brothers aka the Bludgeon Brothers at best in this wack era

 

[Slystallion]

Instant bogeyman status

 

[Lord Scion]

His name would probably be Mark Calloway

Then you know Cokeboy hates first names so he would just be called “Calloway”

Test status

 

[Tommy Fits]

Then imagine Kane's debut






Cole: "That.... That..... That's Kane!"

Look at that Kane is already trending on Twitter

 

[El Cocodrilo]

Whenever Taker comes out Michael Cole would just be laughing and saying how ridiculous it is that this guy thinks he's a zombie or a wizard or something

He would lose every PPV match against Randy Orton and Roman Reigns

And then he would be on Main Event feuding with Apollo Crews

 

[VegetasHairline]

Taker and Kane would be the CDQ Brothers aka the Bludgeon Brothers at best in this wack era

Bludgeon Brothers wear some knock off Kane ring gear too

 

[Finn Baller]

His name would probably be Mark Calloway

Then you know Cokeboy hates first names so he would just be called “Calloway”

Test status

then they could do a golfer gimmick like "Hole in One" Barry Darsow