Imagine trying to survive selling fruit, and some Mzungu comes to ruin it all

MikelArteta

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in my travels , i have found that bribes are extremely optional for us as foreigners. Unlike locals , we have the ability to pay them when they add some sort of convenience or enhanced benefit or ignore them otherwise.



when i sense an undue bribe coming , i shamelessly play the role of the loud and ignorant american pushing them to the verge of literally saying “just give me a bribe you dumbass!?” :damn: The other party normally gives up out of frustration. On the rare instances where playing the foreigner card doesnt work, i and many other brehs have pretended to have an imaginary connection to the US govt, which normally forces the other party to stop requesting a bribe. I once traveled with a breh from brooklyn who convinced a checkpoint gaurd that he was special forces :mjlol:

I paid the bribe in Nigeria and also Kenya meh.

:ehh:

In Kenya I heard they will take you to a police station and keep you overnight :heh:
 

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Eastern and Southern Africa problem.

They just visit and leave West Africa
 

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Comic fags still mad at this :mjlol:
 

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Imagine how terrible you must be if you have to beg your African boyfriend to marry you (and gain EU citizenship/passport)

 

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How much are these bribes on average tho cause I got a 15 day vacation coming up I want to do Lagos (also interested in Accra or Luanda eventually)

If its anything more than 7 dollars a pop :camby:
 
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