Imagine your eating some good food and this happens

[old pig]

Put some Alka seltzer in some bread

man I’ve been hearing about that shyt since high school…does it actually work?

 

[Swirv]

The seagulls don’t fukk around

One stole the sandwich as I was about to take a bite. Tried throwing a football at it, missed by a hair, and it looked back at me like

 

[African_brehda]

dig them out
that's what your local restaurant would do

One is okay. But two?
Had my fufu looking back at me like

 

[Spence]

 

[Sir ZDuke]

He’s mad as fukk haha

Seagull was like

 

[Sir ZDuke]

Breh it’s so painful. Two houseflies dropped dead in some soup I was about to fukk up yesterday

Read this like before reading the profile name. Thought to myself, nikkas drinking soup in the summer?

 

[skylove4]

That’s his fault . The way he keep turning and examining that bytch, like he was in love with the sandwich probably had that bird looking at it like

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

One stole the sandwich as I was about to take a bite. Tried throwing a football at it, missed by a hair, and it looked back at me like

Damn, I felt that. So close.

 

[High Art]

Snatched his sandwich and his soul. He looked so crestfallen.

 

[PortCityProphet]

no matter what language you speak you know what he said

 

[Methodical]

 

[Billie Jean]

He called it a whore

Kurwa Pronunciation: IPA:[ˈkurva] A female prostitute. An immoral, unethical person. An expression of frustration, like “fukk!” in English. A filler like “fukking” in an English sentence, e.g. “I hate this fukking show”.

 

[Money Be Green]

That why I don't like eating food outside

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

apex predators we are they said

imagine a bird looking at you like a mark but you top of the food chain

that shyt could just sit on a tree and taunt you after the meal then pull a fly by shytting

 

[the artist known az]

man I’ve been hearing about that shyt since high school…does it actually work?

Edit, apparently it's just a myth