Impact Wrestling gonna be lit Tuesday...literally

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Quoted for truth,

I liked Ospreay v Ricochet, but it seems that Ospreay lacked any sort of self awareness saying this.

Unless of course the shoot gets worked into a worked shoot and he ends up working with them both

the Hardys are the definition of "carny". A lost art in professional wrestling. Ospreay is a good talent but he don't understand the biz not even close to the way the Hardys do.

 

[Art Barr]

Idgaf what anyone says Matt Hardy is by far the most entertaining wrestler in the world right now

Yo,......

That shyt is incredibly crazy villain funny to watch.
His voice is fukk'n hilarious and the hair is just Dracula meets wife of Frankenstein vampirella bad that it is excellent.

Really good crazy turn to a feud that could just be stock x's and o's boring.
Matt destroyed Jeff on that old ass platform table.
Matt was mad as fukk when Jeff swanton'd his ass from the rafters through the table.
The shyt is hilarious and even Matt's lady has been excellent as the evil mistress.
Somehow this shyt has been excellent fukkery of the highest order

Art Barr

 

[mrken12]

the Hardys are the definition of "carny". A lost art in professional wrestling. Ospreay is a good talent but he don't understand the biz not even close to the way the Hardys do.

Ospreay also has a shytload of injuries and he's only 23.

411MANIA | Details on Will Ospreay’s Injury History

Prior to the Best of the Super Junior tournament, there was concern over Will Ospreay having nagging injury issues at the age of 23. According to The Wrestling Observer Newsletter, here is a breakdown of what Ospreay has been dealing with after four years in the wrestling business…

* He’s has two slipped discs in his back
* Seven concussions
* A shoulder that is prone to separation
* Two fractured heels
* Sciatica that is causing numbness in his foot

 

[RammerJammer]

Ospreay also has a shytload of injuries and he's only 23.

411MANIA | Details on Will Ospreay’s Injury History

Prior to the Best of the Super Junior tournament, there was concern over Will Ospreay having nagging injury issues at the age of 23. According to The Wrestling Observer Newsletter, here is a breakdown of what Ospreay has been dealing with after four years in the wrestling business…

* He’s has two slipped discs in his back
* Seven concussions
* A shoulder that is prone to separation
* Two fractured heels
* Sciatica that is causing numbness in his foot

Dudes gonna retire by 25 if he keeps this up

 

[mrken12]

Dudes gonna retire by 25 if he keeps this up

Now I understand why he misspelled folks and said "like" so many times in his interview.

 

[RammerJammer]

Now I understand why he misspelled folks and said "like" so many times in his interview.

Ospreay got CTE

I know going 100mph is gonna catch up one day but damn at 23 years old?

 

[mrken12]

Ospreay got CTE

I know going 100mph is gonna catch up one day but damn at 23 years old?

I uploaded some of his matches in the R=G Indy thread and he's ridiculous.

Especially his match with Zack Sabre Jr.

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-r-g-show-dvd-indy-thread.844/

 

[:-)]

I don't even watch Impact but I think I might tune in just to see this sh*t

 

[Art Barr]

the overhead shots
the music
Matt on the piano at 1:38

MATT ON THE PIANO AT 1:38

Man, this promo gets me everytime.

That fool Matt hardy and his voice,...
This day must be documented.
Hardy is smart cause he actually used rhe principals around him to make himself better.
Like using a brit accent like spud.
Plus integrating all the hardy legacy stuff in like willow, too.

He seriously made this have some great psychology given the fukkery.

The sanctuary of our genesis,....follow me and they go to the backyard wrasslin ring setup.
This shyt even got some ol Robert zemeckis ass score in the background, too.

shyt is epic funny.


Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

TNA using Nick Searcy to give this fukkery filled feud the JUSTIFIED stamp of approval

I literally can't wait for this shyt.
I am watching tna right now.


Art Barr

 

[Piff Huxtable]

the overhead shots
the music
Matt on the piano at 1:38

MATT ON THE PIANO AT 1:38

Matt playing the piano like he fukking Ganondorf

 

[The Rainmaker]

Bryan and Vinny got an advance copy of this and said this was "the finest wrestling segment they've ever seen" and beyond LU levels of fukkery.

Edit: They also said the WWE roster got a chance to watch it and loved it too.

 

[Djalminha]

I NEVER watch TNA but this has me interested as fukk . Always loved out of arena segments/matches/gimmicks, WWE never do them anymore.

 

[mrken12]

Is this the official Impact thread for this week?

 

[Ribbs]

I'm intrigued