In 2016: a chick that can't cook, can't keep a man?

[Neuromancer]

lol. Story, please. What did you make her cook? Did you go hard like Pai Me did Beatrix Kiddo?


Im 28. I've had every flavor.

I found a brand of vanilla I like and she donated to Hidden Colors 4.

So I met this chick online. She thought I was a cool nerdy kinda nikka. We texted back and forth and she was talking about how she was celibate after having a kid blah blah , waiting for a dude to be with blah blah In there she told me she couldn't cook and I'm like This is when I lived in Hollywood Florida, but I was moving in a week. So I'm like we should chill before I leave. At the time I was practicing celibacy too, but our convos kept becoming sexual . So I'm like let's see who cracks.. So I'm like come to my house so I can teach you ass to cook. So she's like ok as long as that's all it is. And I'm like bytch you know what this is.. So she comes over and I've already got some quinoa I'm a pot of oil and I'm like imma teach you to bake talipia, with broccli and quiona so your son can have a home cooked meal for a change. I'm telling her what to do and watching her . Then we go to my bedroom and we're talking and I start kissing her, but stop cause it's deathly hot outside . I made her get up and take a shower cause I know she just came in from cooking in 90 degree heat. She came back in the room nekkid, the bytch had g cup titties. Needless to say I fukked her fake eyelashes off. After ward she finished cooking and we went for round 2. That night she text me a picture of the same dish she made at home. On some "taught by the best" shyt. I felt a sense of pride that I could educate a thot. She hates me now cause I moved back to nyc. She knew I would too but oh well

 

[End Cruelty]

My husband is a cook so what do I need to cook for?

I take care of him in so many other ways.

Good for y'all! But CAN you cook? I'm not saying women belong in the kitchen. I'm saying that I cant be with one that won't/can't ever.

 

[End Cruelty]

So I met this chick online. She thought I was a cool nerdy kinda nikka. We texted back and forth and she was talking about how she was celibate after having a kid blah blah , waiting for a dude to be with blah blah In there she told me she couldn't cook and I'm like This is when I lived in Hollywood Florida, but I was moving in a week. So I'm like we should chill before I leave. At the time I was practicing celibacy too, but our convos kept becoming sexual . So I'm like let's see who cracks.. So I'm like come to my house so I can teach you ass to cook. So she's like ok as long as that's all it is. And I'm like bytch you know what this is.. So she comes over and I've already got some quinoa I'm a pot of oil and I'm like imma teach you to bake talipia, with broccli and quiona so your son can have a home cooked meal for a change. I'm telling her what to do and watching her . Then we go to my bedroom and we're talking and I start kissing her, but stop cause it's deathly hot outside . I made her get up and take a shower cause I know she just came in from cooking in 90 degree heat. She came back in the room nekkid, the bytch had g cup titties. Needless to say I fukked her fake eyelashes off. After ward she finished cooking and we went for round 2. That night she text me a picture of the same dish she made at home. On some "taught by the best" shyt. I felt a sense of pride that I could educate a thot. She hates me now cause I moved back to nyc. She knew I would too but oh well

G cup. That's what I'm living with now.

i want some quinoa now. Lemme call this girl since she at the store lol.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

You ain't lying! I'm vegetarian so I understand the time that goes into food preparation even for a decent salad. I'm not even saying she has to cook for me everyday. Hell, I got female friends that can't cook. I just don't see myself with a woman that can't and won't cook. Like, processed foods and food deserts are serious pitfalls financially and nutritionally. If my partner can't recognize that then I can't call her my partner.

Also, it's the attention to detail that I want. When I eat her alfredo, curry, etc...its HER food. Unless y'all got a chef, you should share cooking. And me cooking from scratch vs a frozen pizza ain't gonna cut it in the long run. And that attention and specificity with food often reflects who a person is. But to each his own.

at the oven shyt. Lol.

I'm a cook and aspiring chef. I get off work after 11pm after cooking for or handling about 20,000 dollars worth of hungry guests. Lol man most days I only eat when I have time to shove samples down my throat of all the dishes the other cooks and departments are cooking. I'm living off 2 ounce samples. Organic gummy bears. And whatever the fukk is open after midnight that doesn't involve talking to anyone.

I hate paying for food I know I can make better. I can't make fast food lol. I don't mind paying for it.

Edit: most the dishes I cook are organic, vegan, and vegetarian. I cook with conventional ingredients and conventional dishes but mainly organic, vegan, and vegetarian.

 

[Neuromancer]

G cup. That's what I'm living with now.

i want some quinoa now. Lemme call this girl since she at the store lol.

Get that protein . I ate it alot when I lived in FL cause it was cheap.

 

[Scientific Playa]

My husband is a cook so what do I need to cook for?

I take care of him in so many other ways.

props for having a clicking, well oil machine/team and you doing your part. real dudes recognize that effort and appreciate it to the fullest.

there are extenuating circumstances in almost all relationships.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Good for y'all! But CAN you cook? I'm not saying women belong in the kitchen. I'm saying that I cant be with one that won't/can't ever.

Honestly, no. That's not a skill I possess. Not saying I don't try and definitely not saying that if he walked out the door tomorrow my kids and I would be living off of fast food but I'm not good at it.

He enjoys teaching me though and it's actually fun spending time together that way.

 

[Scientific Playa]

I'm a cook and aspiring chef. I get off work after 11pm after cooking for or handling about 20,000 dollars worth of hungry guests. Lol man most days I only eat when I have time to shove samples down my throat of all the dishes the other cooks and departments are cooking. I'm living off 2 ounce samples. Organic gummy bears. And whatever the fukk is open after midnight that doesn't involve talking to anyone.

I hate paying for food I know I can make better. I can't make fast food lol. I don't mind paying for it.


Edit: most the dishes I cook are organic, vegan, and vegetarian. I cook with conventional ingredients and conventional dishes but mainly organic, vegan, and vegetarian.

you living the life, i once wanted to be a chef and started training(but didn't follow thru).
got skillz from my fam growing up and can still put my feet in the pots as they say. i posted a few dishes on the coli the last couple of years and be having my neighbors jonesing

 

[Scientific Playa]

dp

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

My husband is a cook so what do I need to cook for?

I take care of him in so many other ways.

I told my last girl all she had to do was keep it wet for me. She held up her end of the bargain. She was crazy. But she'd wake up to take the D anytime. If it was that time of the month the ass was on deck

I paid for her mani and pedi combo, paid some rent, helped with the kids, bought the groceries, weed, and cooked. She could cook. But the sex was good and she was such an outstanding mother I took over all kitchen duties. Rick Ross said it best: she swallowed whatever was on the menu.

 

[PlainSight]

I think anyone who can't cook is gonna have problems

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

you living the life, i once wanted to be a chef and started training(but didn't follow thru).
got skillz from my fam growing up and can still put my feet in the pots as they say. i posted a few dishes on the coli the last couple of years and be having my neighbors jonesing

Good decision. The hours suck. It's hard work. And the pay is insulting. My hands used to be beautiful. I used to be a well paid, cheerful, vegetarian. Working in the industry changed all that. I can't stop though, I love the challenge. Everyday I don't chop off a finger is a good day. Some nights I come home and I can remember every order I messed up. Sometimes I apologize to the guests later and they didn't know I messed up the order because it tasted so good. BARS, I got 'em.

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

hell nah umma be hungry as a bytch

 

[End Cruelty]

Honestly, no. That's not a skill I possess. Not saying I don't try and definitely not saying that if he walked out the door tomorrow my kids and I would be living off of fast food but I'm not good at it.

He enjoys teaching me though and it's actually fun spending time together that way.

Right on

In general I encourage folks to cook as much as possible so they can better observe what goes into their bodies. As I said earlier, cooking is bonding so I'm glad y'all have fun.

 

[Paradise]

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