Took my ex to get waxed for the first time last year and im sitting up front when they go back into the room. Its quiet as hell with just me and some girl getting her eyebrows threaded and all the sudden I hear "AHHHHHRGGHHSDFHjklvhlkdjhkjhsd;!!!!!*%^&%""wait wait wait wait ....wait......WAIT!!!!
"
She came out and the lady was shaking her head and shyt. We walk to the car and im laughing like "You alright?
" "No.
, That shyt is Moussad torture."
I tell her its alright, doing it regularly and not waiting for it to get so long to wax will make it better next time. She damn near slapped the shyt outta me talking about "Next time?I didnt even let her finish THIS TIME!
" Im like "What?
" She pulled her skirt down and showed me her crotch doing a Steve Carrell rendition of
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Im like "So you think you gonna walk your ass around our house with that shyt like that?
At least go and finish this abstract painting thing you got going on.
She gave a definitive "fukk that, hell no." Lets stop by Walgreens so i can get some razors.
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LMFAO!!

I wanted to leave after the first torture strip but my friends were in there laughing at me and calling me a punk ass bytch
So I toughed it out and cried in the car 
"wait wait wait wait ....wait......WAIT!!!!
"
She came out and the lady was shaking her head and shyt. We walk to the car and im laughing like "You alright?
" "No.
, That shyt is Moussad torture."
I didnt even let her finish THIS TIME!
" Im like "What?
" She pulled her skirt down and showed me her crotch doing a Steve Carrell rendition of
Im like "So you think you gonna walk your ass around our house with that shyt like that?
At least go and finish this abstract painting thing you got going on.





