I gave up on Internet dating years ago but now...
I think I just finished with the last squeeze buddy I had in cue.
Walked out on her cause she pissed me off, not even THINKING about the fact that she was my last sure thing.
I quit ho hopping long ago so slowly my roster of old flames has been growing shorter. I basically hang out with one until one of us gets tired then I grab another off the shelf. In the 9 or so years since I've been divorced I have basically jumped from one dance partner to the next with very little down time. And they were mostly just waiting patiently for my return.
One or two were new additions I met along the way...
BUT NOW
I literally have to find a new cooze to squeeze on and fast.
And I am thinking online is the best option.. DAMMIT