In 2026 we still smashing our co workers?

[Jazzy B.]

Just don’t fukk down.

Nothing wrong with fukking LATERAL or UPWARDS.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

That's a broad question

Double entendre won’t even ax you how

 

[nairdas]

Yes, nikka. I'm there 40 hrs a week so it's bound to happen.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Nope. Married and work remote, so no chance.

I always imagine which ones are the most smashable....but it's not the same. You gotta be in-person to get the real vibe. Always worked with lots of women and almost none were single. The sistas all had some Morris Chestnut-ish breh and the pawgs were always dating the same mofo they've known since college.

You get more mileage in blue collar/service jobs where chicks more likely to be single or at least looking.

 

[Swahili P'Bitek]

I'm too angry at work to even consider that.

 

[Dameon Farrow]

It'll never go out of style. It's just not recommended.

At some jobs they just throw it at you. You don't even have to try. Looking at you call center jobs.

 

[BlazedWun]

I'm literally dying at the timing of this

 

[BlazedWun]

Nope. Married and work remote, so no chance.

I always imagine which ones are the most smashable....but it's not the same. You gotta be in-person to get the real vibe. Always worked with lots of women and almost none were single. The sistas all had some Morris Chestnut-ish breh and the pawgs were always dating the same mofo they've known since college.

You get more mileage in blue collar/service jobs where chicks more likely to be single or at least looking.

breh, do you even call center? working at a call center or some mid level office is like shooting fish in a barrel.

ask me how I know

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

I've never had an issue.

Just don't be a weirdo and you'll have no problems. Don't cut her off. Let her cut you off on her own terms if it eventually comes to that. Don't treat her any differently, no better or worse. Treat her in such a way that no coworker would even suspect that you guys have anything going on.

If y'all didn't sit in the break room together or arrive/leave in the same car before you started smashing, don't suddenly start doing that because it'll bring attention and other people will start complaining and snitching to HR

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

breh, do you even call center? working at a call center or some mid level office is like shooting fish in a barrel.

ask me how I know

My office jobs...nah, it wasn't happening. Some dudes tried to shoot their shot at different young women and it was utter failure .

We had a massive holiday party with shrimp towers, open bar (every kind of liquor imaginable)....this was maybe 2017/2018-ish. Asian breh was normal looking, about 6'1" (tall azz Korean) and tried to shoot his shot at a cute half Louisiana Cajun/half Texan pawg. Dark hair, big booty. Like a thicc Anne Hathaway but more tan .....I was in a relationship but understood why dude was interested.

They were BOTH trashed but she sat him down and explained for 20 minutes why that shyt wasn't happening. It looked like they were flirting at first but she was like "no....and here's why we will NEVER be an item."

Chick already had a man, but dude kept shooting his shot until that party.

Depends on the office job.

Really high stress, high pay (IB, Law) = lots of fukkery

Low level office job (Call Center) = lots of fukkery

Everybody making between $50k and maybe $200k = middle & upper middle class, more politics & less sexual shyt....it happens but the women are in the sweet spot where they make enough $$$ to be attractive to men but not so much that it scares dudes off. They usually got a man they're happy with. Customer service chick driving a Nissan Altima is ALWAYS looking to upgrade and the chick making 500 stacks/year.....she doesn't have time to date so she fukks whoever is nearby.

 

[Diondon]

I would humbly advise you not to lol

 

[Coco Loco]

Nope. Never understood it

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Smash coworkers? And risk my salary?

 

[boogers]

i never smashed a coworker, but i had a "gorlock the destroyer" looking coworker who cupped my nuts from the back while i was prepping food. i didnt know she did it until another coworker told me. i went and told my boss and my boss gave me some "oh she just likes you" nonsense (i think they were distant cousins or something). long story short i refused to share a shift with her from that point

this is a 'gorlock' btw

honestly... the only reason it upset me is cos she was so horrible looking. if she was cute (or even just less horrific) i coulda laughed it off

 

[god shamgod]

Bunch of lames in here ,this happens everywhere