The Jewnited States
Superstar
shaq really was not that bad of a rapper. his movies were the fukking worst though
just realize that shaq was dissing kobe
Album: Streetsweepers Presents: The Drama Hour Pt. 9 (Long Live The King)
Artist: Shaquille O'Neal
Song: How To Rob The League
Year: 2004
I ain't here to rob an industry n*gga,
I'm from Brick City, I'm an industry Snuka,
So I'ma show you how to rob the league,
Stick 'em up, pick 'em up, first victim KG,
Give me the rock, and that mid-range jumpshot,
Jump 'em for Bibby and his jumpshot,
But that's about all I'm takin from Sac,
Matter fact, I'ma give Vlade some lessons on how to act.
I'll take The Glove from GP (Gimme that!)
And that's all she wrote,
I'm not the only one jackin' Carter for some all-star votes,
And Shawn Bradley gimme them inches,
Cuz you ain't usin 'em for nothin' but sittin' on benches,
I'll take Tim Duncan's bank shot
But I got 3 rings fool Yao Ming who?
Y'all don't realize what y'all facin'
Cuz I'ma catch LeBron at the graduation,
Cut him down, get him for that cap 'n' gown,
Welcome to the league, playa, indeed, yo.
It's Big Shaq, this ain't the same song,
Kobe broke a record so I stuck him for the game ball.
I killed 'em all; Olajuwon, Robinson, Sabonis, I killed 'em.
Who's the best? Me, that's who. Who took this league when Jordan retired? Me, that's who! The Greatest of All Time.
Iverson was better IMO. 40 BarsI didn't even know what a ghostwriter was, but Shaq is still the GOAT athlete/rapper :
I'm comin through, and then I bomb your whole vicinity,
why they actin fakin jacks, you're not a friend of me,
I peeped your card, you're not as hard as you pretend to be,
who wanna spark it, with the chocolate macademian,
hand clean to the cranium,
you know the name,
Shaq aim to maintain,
money on the brain, can't stop the reign
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