Just walked out a few minutes ago to take a leak. now there's been this girl who i been thinking about shooting the shyt with for a minute. on the surface bytch is bad. nice body and keeps herself put together pretty damn good.
anyway... i meet her in the hallway and decide to say something to her.
me: excuse me...
her: whats up?
me: oh nothing i thought i seen you drop something. my eyes must be trippin'.
her: oh ok.
here's why i stopped... when she opened her mouth, it smelled pretty bad yall and her front teeth were pretty damned decayed. this fukked me up. how can a woman that fine have that kinda oral hygiene. i walked back in class thinking that if the mouth is bad, what that thang smell like. shyt makes me sad for real.
anyway... i meet her in the hallway and decide to say something to her.
me: excuse me...
her: whats up?
me: oh nothing i thought i seen you drop something. my eyes must be trippin'.
her: oh ok.
here's why i stopped... when she opened her mouth, it smelled pretty bad yall and her front teeth were pretty damned decayed. this fukked me up. how can a woman that fine have that kinda oral hygiene. i walked back in class thinking that if the mouth is bad, what that thang smell like. shyt makes me sad for real.
my dude said "shooting the shyt"
after your corny ass pick up line